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About Me

Kind, creative, generous and true in love, according to the weighing machine in Delhi railway station anyway. But you could say I paid it to say that.

My Interests

Playing the guitar badly, to the extent that my neighbours bang on the wall even when it's not amplified. Sitting on the roof terrace of the apartment block I live in, flying my kite and drinking gin or whiskey, preferably all at the same time. Trying not to get funny and trying to hang on in there.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can explain "Nansen kills a cat, Joshu wears his sandals on his head". Or at least has an entertaining take on it.

The rest of my not-that-great photos of the BJM, other bands and places I've been on holiday can be seen at
http://www.flickr.com/photos/giascala/collections
But there are much better photos out there, taken by other people. For instance, try Bob Underexposed or Sakura Photogirl . For some reason, MySpace doesn't like the link to Bob's page (underexposed.org.uk). Shame... he has some cracking photos of the Lionheart Brothers on there at the moment.

Music:

My Bloody Valentine, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Lilys, Super Furry Animals, Spindrift, Elliott Smith, Blues Explosion, The Lionheart Brothers, The Morning After Girls, The Tamborines, Serena Maneesh, The Asteroid #4, Windy and Carl, The Clientele, The Lovetones, Engineers, The Left Outsides... song of the moment for me is "Blue Clouds Red Sky" by the Lionheart Brothers.

Movies:

Le Confessionnal, Amateur, Happy Together, Rashomon, Enjo (Conflagration), Sunna no Onna (Woman of the Dunes), Kind Hearts and Coronets, El Topo, Syndromes and a Century, and Aparijito (The Unvanquished). The best film I ever saw was Napoleon (1927) but, at five and a half hours long, I doubt I could ever sit through it again.

Television:

News, the Mighty Boosh, Lost, Deadwood and anything half decent after 1am when I can't sleep.

Books:

The Temple of the Golden Pavilion (Mishima), The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (Murakami), Blood Meridian (McCarthy). Currently reading "The Physics of Super-Heroes". Yes, I realise that marks me out as an uber-geek.

Heroes:

Valentina Tereshkova - the only person I have ever ambushed for an autograph. Anton Newcombe, Caravaggio and Robert Lepage for making music, art and theatre that transports me out of my tedious life and reminds me I still actually have a soul. Yves Klein for International Klein Blue and for managing to sell Zones of Immaterial Pictorial Sensibility. Jerry Sadowitz, because I am a woman and therefore overly impressed by the spongey ball magic trick.

My Blog

104 degrees with a head full of steam

So, I'm in L.A. Wondering if it's the place where I'd want to spend the rest of my life; wondering whether I'll be handed an opportunity to do so. There is one, not inconsiderable, problem with this...
Posted by dianne satellite on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:15:00 PST

All ye know on Earth and all ye need to know

A few weeks ago, I went to a Bjork show.  I'd seen her play at the Benicassim Festival ten years ago.  Even then, I wasn't keeping up with her music.  But I figured that nearly all the ...
Posted by dianne satellite on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:13:00 PST

When I fall back, I hit concrete

I was out last Sunday, seeing the wonderful Morning After Girls being, well, you know& wonderful.  Three different people told me they were worried because they'd seen the various MySpace headlin...
Posted by dianne satellite on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:59:00 PST

The days run away like wild llamas over the hills

My last-but-one blog entry seems to have confused some people.  The Uncatchable Llama is not a Decoy Llama.  There is no Decoy Llama.  It's not that I've gone off the Object of My Affec...
Posted by dianne satellite on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:36:00 PST

107 not out...

I'm about to embark on what should be my last idiotic trip planned around a band's tour. I'm getting too old for this. It's never been cute or cool (at least, not when it's me doing it). It's proba...
Posted by dianne satellite on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:14:00 PST

How to catch an uncatchable llama

A quick word of warning: this blog entry really isn't about anything.  It's just about how I feel right now, so you'll probably want to skip it.  If you actually want to find out how to catc...
Posted by dianne satellite on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 03:01:00 PST

With Candy

About two-and-a-half weeks ago, a year to the day since my calamitous trip to Malmö (and, for the record, the day after the anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall), I was sitting in a bar, i...
Posted by dianne satellite on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:36:00 PST

This is not Pet Rescue

After the last BJM show on my West Coast trip, I set about finding the cream cheese hot dog stand, equipped with only the vaguest recollection of where it stood.  By my reckoning, it should have been ...
Posted by dianne satellite on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:37:00 PST

The Ballad of Accounting

Bear with me.  I'm going to talk about accountancy for a moment.  Not that I know anything about it.  But come on, if I didn't pontificate on subjects I knew nothing about, I'd have very little to wri...
Posted by dianne satellite on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:06:00 PST

Radio silence

A couple of months back, I posted a bulletin asking for alternative career suggestions for a lapsed astrophysicist/patent attorney. I received two responses. I guess there aren't many jobs that call...
Posted by dianne satellite on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:00:00 PST