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~~I AM NOT YOUR SPERMBANK~~

AGE IS A NUMBER, NOT A BEST IF USED BY DATE...

About Me

*********************************************************** I BEAT A MAN TO DEATH WITH A DILDO, BECAUSE I NEVER HAD A USE FOR IT UNTIL THEN!!!! ************************************************************ I can be your every desire. Or, I can be your biggest pain in the ass! I can read you like a book, unless you are one of those Dick and Jane Picture Books, then you won't even make it off the shelf! I"ll know just what you want, and I will make sure you get it. Maybe... But first, you need to be able to hold my attention. I enjoy hiking, bicycling, breathtaking views, nature walks, rollerblading, dancing, and even hula-hooping! I have a devious laugh, wicked wit and mind, and can be full of mischief at times. I know what I want and am not afraid to go after it. I like intelligent, thought provoking conversations with articulate , fun witty persons. Make me laugh!! I like to work out (but won't do aerobics) and be active- I don't like too much down time. ( except for on those occasions when I have been awake for 4 straight days...then a 12 hour crash is in order..) Okay, I admit it- somedays I am a regular lazy slug of a human being.... especially if its cold out- then I would rather sit cuddled in front of a warm fire.. I love good chocolate, truffles and rich cheesecakes, a good dry red wine, gouda cheese and provolone but I can't stand milk. I'm a jeans and cami kind of girl who cleans up real nice in a little black dress! I would rather get one red rose that a whole bouquet of anything else. I like to read, but rarely find time- because I am going to read that book straight through if it is any good. I like photography.I would do more writing if I had the time. I really appreciate artistic talent -any form-in others, and motivated self confident individuals! And I loved my big handsome chocolate labrador retriever-ever present companion! (who sadly passed on this past fall after 15 years.) He was my body guard when I jogged or rollerbladed in out of way places!! I (OMG) even golf- just not enough this summer. I am a contradiction. Or perhaps a contra-addiction. You decide. (Or maybe I am just a big smartass- either way its all good!)

My Interests

Well, I DO like to GET a RISE out of people hehe........................................................ ...... AND I DON'T ADD RANDOMLY- IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND, YOU HAD BETTER MAIL ME AND SAY WHY... BUT YOU WOULD KNOW THAT HAD YOU READ MY BLOG. I AM NOT A PEOPLE COLLECTOR- I PREFER QUALITY OVER QUANTITY ,nor do I want to be part of your collection either! If you have 500 hundred friends you don't need me. Oh and if ya missed it- no one under 18, no one without picture- for God's sake show something.... no one with out any info about themselves. What are you hiding after all?? Friends don't hide , they communicate. Try that first, then asK..ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WHO CAN'T READ A THING ABOUT A PERSON BEFORE THEY HIT 'ADD ME".. WONDER WHY YOUR REQUEST SITS THERE MOULDERING?? IT IS BECAUSE YOU DID NOT HAVE THE COURTESY TO READ PROFILE AND MESSAGE ME FIRST!!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is man enough for me. If you know what I mean. A really LARGE man......Well, actually someone clever with a wicked sense of humor, a deviant who likes to have fun, match wits and laugh a lot. Silly and serious. Good but bad..beautiful inside (and out would not hurt). Someone who knows just the way to treat a person special, so as to make them feel that they truly are. Someone with that perfect mix of NAUGHTY and nice: weighted just a smidge towards the naughty. I like people with as much passion as I have, and who are not ashamed to speak their mind-because I am very open and forthright and I will not hesitate to let you know what bothers me. However, I will also readily tell you what pleases me, too, so I need someone who can stand the adventure that is me!

Music:

I hear lapping of the waves upon the shore, boys laughter as they run. And Bosco's footsteps nevermore. New melodies as yet unsung. I sit and listen to those held dear: the sweetest music I shall hear.

Movies:

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Books:

9000 positions and foreplay. The Kama Sutra. Anam Cara. John Steinbeck. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. George Orwell. Hemingway. Anne Rice. Jonathon Kellerman. John Sanford. Scifi (L. Ron Hubbard )! William Shakespeare , Leon Uris, John Irving. Michael Crichton. Christopher Moore. John Grisham. Edgar Allen Poe. And so on..... but, puleeze... no romance novels!You get it... Books that make me laugh. Books that make me cry. Books that make me think. Sometimes books that make me want to......you know :)

Heroes:

*****ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS WHOLE PROFILE.****** *****ANYONE SMART ENOUGH TO READ MY BLOGS.***** *****PEOPLE WHO HELP TO DEFEND-INSTEAD OF LAUGH AT-THE UNDERDOG, ARE NEVER INTENTIONALLY CRUEL, WHO RESPECT THIS EARTH AND THE BEAUTY IT HOLDS IF YOU DON'T MUCK IT UP!***** *****THE GUYS OVER THERE IN IRAQ EVEN THOUGH WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE, PUTTING THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE FOR BUSH'S PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST THE GUY HIS DAD SHOULD HAVE TAKEN OUT WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE. INSTEAD WE ARE GONNA WASTE BILLIONS OF OUR DOLLARS TO GIVE SADDAM A TRIAL??????!!!!!!!!******..

My Blog

Bosco: THINGS THAT I WAS THANKFUL FOR

BOSCO, COMPANION IMMORTALFINAL DAYS ARE ALWAYS HARD. BUT LOVING HIM WAS EASY.AND SO HE GOT A PAGAN SHROUD OF LAVENDER AND LOVE. THE LAST AND HARDEST THING OF ALL WAS ONE FINAL LOOK ONE FINAL TOUC...
Posted by ~~I AM NOT YOUR SPERMBANK~~ on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 02:14:00 PST

? canine kevorkian.....BOSCO.. GOODBYES

Okay, I post this awhile ago elsewhere, maybe in May... but..... circumstances have now changed.  And I just felt the  background was needed prior to blogging today.okay, I'll post again her...
Posted by ~~I AM NOT YOUR SPERMBANK~~ on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 01:59:00 PST

Baby its cold ouside......

Winter arrived today, a blanket thrownHaphazardly upon her life.White, blinding, a blizzard unexpected. Distracted, she never glanced up.Consumed by prior heartache, head downShe ...
Posted by ~~I AM NOT YOUR SPERMBANK~~ on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST

THE DEMON KEEPERS

..>..>..>..>..>..>..>WOW, has it been that long since i had words I shouldn't say?  No.  I think I said them . Oops. accidently. on purpose. out loud. to myself.  But never to hurt...
Posted by ~~I AM NOT YOUR SPERMBANK~~ on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:07:00 PST

gone

leaving. grieving the deceiving. believing words like broken threads made weak weaving. feel like heaving, pass it leaving.  ...
Posted by ~~I AM NOT YOUR SPERMBANK~~ on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:22:00 PST

Lemons: where is the lemonaide?

There Once Was a Boy Who grew Outside In.   His Heart became Hardened, His Flesh became Thin. If you tried to reach Forward and Pull Inside Out He backed Farther Away and then star...
Posted by ~~I AM NOT YOUR SPERMBANK~~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FOR ANYONE WHO THINKS "I WILL MAKE TIME LATER"

THIS POIGNANT PIECE WAS PASSED ON TO ME.  I THINK IT BEARS SHARING.  Subject: FW: The Best Date After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a m...
Posted by ~~I AM NOT YOUR SPERMBANK~~ on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST

ODE TO RANDY: ASS OF PERFECTION REVISITED.

ODE TO RANDY   (Yes it took awhile to respond to his "Ass of Perfection" Blog, but, HEY!  It is not easy semi-plagiarizing a mediocre piece, especially when he refused to give me a specific ...
Posted by ~~I AM NOT YOUR SPERMBANK~~ on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:42:00 PST

Book Tag..did someone say PUDENDAL??..don't you wish I posted pix??

OKAY: A while back I was hit with a couple tags:  6 things about you. and the page 123 of book and there was one other, but it slips my mind so it must have been something like name your 6 bigges...
Posted by ~~I AM NOT YOUR SPERMBANK~~ on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:47:00 PST

Issues and Tissues and climbing roses

Autumn or Fall? Permanence .....Temporarily Affected.  Temporary.....Permanently Defective. Feed it.  Bleed it. Weed it.  Reseed it. Something will grow back.  ...
Posted by ~~I AM NOT YOUR SPERMBANK~~ on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:12:00 PST