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Sac-squatch!!!

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About Me

I'm bringin' sexy back. and forth.I'm just this dude. so neat.

My Interests

rocking, rock, rockstar, rocker, rocking chairs, rockstiles, crack rocks, rock salt, rocky and bullwinkle, thumbing my rockhole, eating rockaroni and cheese, cheese, cheesers, cheesey, staying up all night shooting cheeseballs (that's cocaine and cheese), rounds of cheese, cheese cubes, cheese pizza with pepperoni and garlic sprinkled with crushed red pepper, cheese chairs, cheesestar, thumbing my cheesehole, cheese cars, cars, racecars, fast cars, faster cars, fastest cars, one car, two car, red car, blue car, big cars, little cars, driving cars, driving, driving fast, driving faster, driving fastest, driving in the fast lane, driving with the windows down, driving with the windows down and the a/c on, driving for hours on winding mountain roads while blasting music and talking to myself even when i'm with somebody else, things thats names are spelled with letters, rocks, cheese, making noises with my beverages, ...thats all for now i guess.
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I'd like to meet:

Me. i'd wanna be someone else and meet me so that i would know what it's like to have my mind blown out and my face melted off.

Music:

anything by me, radiohead, mr. bungle, faith no more, fantomas, mike patton, tomahawk, tool, a perfect circle, ima robot, muse, tenacious d, pink floyd, nofx, squirrel nut zippers, no doubt, talking heads, aquabats, beatles, david bowie, david byrne, talking heads, fiona apple, king chango, manu chao, liz phair, louis prima, louis armstrong, antione fats domino, louis jordan, marilyn manson, the cure, white stripes, jimi hendrix, the doors, led zeppelin, juanes, jackie chan, duran duran, depeche mode, eric clapton, janis joplin, billie holliday, disco graves, senior citizens militia, petting zooo, the Un-Originals, regina spektor, sierra swan, lily allen, amy winehouse, tori amos, dio, pantera, elvis presley, leona lewis, blondie, madonna, jimmy eat world, nofx, to be continued...

Movies:

Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny, Napoleon Dynamite, Wet Hot American Summer, Leon: the Professional, Tenacious D: the Complete Masterworks, Kill Bill, donnie darko, nightmare before christmas, Nacho Libre, Superbad, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, .....(to be continued)

Television:

heroes, stella, flight of the conchords, .....
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Books:

chuck palahniuk, j.k. rowling, nick hornby, augusten burroughs, dr. seuss, roald dahl, shel silverstein, bill watterson, gary larson, matt groening, ...i read.

Heroes:

well, first off there's me. then of course theres...let's see...nobody. i rule.

My Blog

Partytime!

Live music!featuring:The Backup RazorTeratonBloodprintand Special GuestsSaturday September 13th @ 6p@ 4875 Old San Jose Road in Soquel, CAExit Hwy 1 @ Bay/Porter and head into the mountains. Easy!I re...
Posted by Sac-squatch!!! on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:27:00 PST

i knew there was a reason i stayed up so late

i just heard some sqwarking outside so i peered out the window and two foxes were kicking eachothers asses out in the middle of the street!  it were pretty funny.  i guess one of them was ge...
Posted by Sac-squatch!!! on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:18:00 PST

Elvis is overrated

    it’s true.he was spastic and mumbly.and he stole the rock’n’roll thunder from the blacks.
Posted by Sac-squatch!!! on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:36:00 PST

oh no!!!

my poor bike is sick!i left it all alone in california and now it’s gotta go to the shop and i’m not there to support it.some keeper i am.kawasaki sent out a recall.  apparently my bi...
Posted by Sac-squatch!!! on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:26:00 PST

donno if y’all knew this ’bout me but...

sometimes i write poetry.here's one now.I tried to shrink the world todayand failedI did succeed, howeverin growingthe end....
Posted by Sac-squatch!!! on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:44:00 PST

a fridge! a fridge! and other nonsense from the land of londontown

we got a fridge!  finally!  hahah  i never thought i'd be psyched about a fridge.  it was even so much fun carrying it up the narrow stairwell four flights up.still waiting on the ...
Posted by Sac-squatch!!! on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:35:00 PST

ALL FRIENDS SHOULD READ THIS BLOG. SERIOUSLY.

P.S. LIVE MUSIC!!!DIE DARLINGS!THE BACKUP RAZOR!...
Posted by Sac-squatch!!! on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:14:00 PST

here... try this. it’s kinda funny

http://FaceTheWord.com/profile.cfm?member=IsaacBot
Posted by Sac-squatch!!! on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:34:00 PST

darn near the very end of yet another year

and all i got was this lousy t-shirt.
Posted by Sac-squatch!!! on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:20:00 PST

named the bm paul after paul hewson.

Ever had a surprise monster poo? It's like when you just go in for a regular turd time and when it's over and you're all wiped up you turn around to flush only to be face to face with a shockingly hu...
Posted by Sac-squatch!!! on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:06:00 PST