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About Me

If you are going to kill yourself, please do. But I beg you do not, I repeat DO NOT, throw yourself under a train. It causes distress to our drivers and delays our rail service. Thank You.

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My Interests

A girl tries to fix up her gay friend with a transvestite. He says... "She is fucking strange she is. I mean at least I know what I am".

I'd like to meet:

Remember, minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.

Music:

A splash of folk, a dash of electrotrash, mix it up with a good dose of rock, spinkle on some emo shit and serve with a slice of hip-hop. That is the way I like my music.

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove = THE BEST EVER MOVIE (with exception of several others I can't be bothered to mention)

Television:

Television is simply a mosaic of floating newspaper.

Books:

Currently reading - shit for my Dissertation, ouch.

Heroes:

I've met my hero...he's lovely.

My Blog

The effects of milk on an addled brain.

I do not believe in the existance of gravity. I accept it as an abstract concept, I accept that generally what goes up quite often does come down, but I refuse point-blank-gun-to-my-temple to be...
Posted by Miss Prudence Kitten on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:54:00 PST

Diamond Dancers - New Pictures

So...the absurdly talented Mr Martyn Hand (BA Hons, DJ) has finally launched the 'Diamond Dancers' aspect of his 'Diamond Promotions' agency. This Friday was our launch at 'Liquid' in Lancaster...two ...
Posted by Miss Prudence Kitten on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:32:00 PST

Give me work.

So as you can tell I am back from the sunny south of France and now that my glorious tan has faded to an alabaster white I am launching myself back on the burlesque scene. I have several self created ...
Posted by Miss Prudence Kitten on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:02:00 PST

Au revoir mes amis...

Demain je quitterai l'Angleterre malheureuse pour la France. Je danserai pour le divertissement des touristes bon marché chez Siblu. Tandis que je m'ennuierai de l'Angleterre et de tous mes beaux amis...
Posted by Miss Prudence Kitten on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:31:00 PST

Baby Bats.

So&I was in town today and as I struggled against the ..sea of Saturday shoppers I noticed the prevalence of 'Baby Bats'. This is the term I have pretentiously coined to describe large groups of...
Posted by Miss Prudence Kitten on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:37:00 PST

What the critics really mean!

What the critics really mean... An energetic cast - a bunch of talentness, hyperactive nobodies. The ballerina moves with an eerie delicacy - the ballerina looks anorexic. Endlessly inventive - I want...
Posted by Miss Prudence Kitten on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:45:00 PST

Miss Halton Pride Competition!!!

Catriona Cameron for 'Miss Halton-Pride'Come to the campest, silliest, most over the top event of the month! Girls in bikinis giving speeches on world peace? it has to been seen to be believed!Final...
Posted by Miss Prudence Kitten on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:39:00 PST

Try it one day...just for kicks.

Since open-mindedness and experimentation are supposed to be the indispensable attributes of our 'scientific' civilization, it seems strange that so many scientists are reluctant to try out personally...
Posted by Miss Prudence Kitten on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

Fiction and Fairytales

Why don't we want to read fiction anymore? Why does 'Based on a true story' sell any pile of shite to the masses? If all 'good' books take their inspiration from reality then fiction is simply reproce...
Posted by Miss Prudence Kitten on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:16:00 PST

Fear of Gays?

There is no such thing as Homophobia. A phobia is defined as "A persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of a specific thing or situation that compels one to avoid it, despite the awareness and reass...
Posted by Miss Prudence Kitten on Wed, 24 May 2006 03:18:00 PST