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About Me

The Red Monkey Born and raised on the central coast and now I find myself in Sacramento. You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. I have an idea for something we can do, it involves midgets and porn.... e-mail me for the rest of the details. Why is it that at parties the ex alcaholics are drinking O'Douls? We don't give exchild molestors midgets in boyscout uniforms. I live my life with no regrets and happiness is my priority.

My Interests

Music, Movies, the beach.

I'd like to meet:

Jackass Presentsâ€¦ The First Midget Backflip on ShredOrDie.com

I want to meet people who are fans of the same music I am and people who want to have a good time. Not people pretending to be someone else. I have a website that has recently started to take off for no apparent reason, if you want to check it out go to The Red Monkey . Its mostly pics from concerts. If you want to know more about me then email me, don't just send a friend invite. If you are easily offended then I probably am not the person to be around.

Music:

Movies:

Fight Club, Equilibrium, Boondock Saints, Snatch, Ronin, Bubba Ho Tep.

Television:

I am a geek so here it is... Nip/Tuck, Enterprise, the sheild, and the late Angel, Smallville, anything from Revision3

Books:

If Chins Could Kill, Confessions of a "B" Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell

Heroes:

My heroes have always been cowboys.

My Blog

Cali Nation at the Catalyst

Cali Nation @ The Catalyst in Santa Cruz Cali Nation on TheRedMonkey.com's YouTube Channel ...
Posted by The Red Monkey on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:01:00 PST

Reel Big Fish

Friday March 21st @ The Catalyst in Santa Cruz! See You There!...
Posted by The Red Monkey on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:17:00 PST

The Return of Calination

The pics are already up from the Calination show at Doc Rickets. Click to check them out. The videos are getting posted to my Youtube channel. The show rocked! .. --> SiteSearch Google...
Posted by The Red Monkey on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:05:00 PST

Badfish!

So I finally have the pics up on my site from the show with FUBAR, Skaflaws (?), 880 South and Badfish. The show was great, each band is work a peak. Click on the pic to check out the gallery and tr...
Posted by The Red Monkey on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:53:00 PST

Exclusive Slightly Stoopid and Fishbone Pictures!

Slightly Stoopid and Fishbone! Slightly Stoopid and Fishbone!...
Posted by The Red Monkey on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:21:00 PST

Show Time!

Main St. BrewerySunday, November 05, 2006101 Main St., Roseville, CA 95678(Across from The Onyx Club) 916-773-9933Estimated MRB Set Time: 8:00pm-11:30pmDoors open at 7:00pm. $5 for 21 and up, $8 for u...
Posted by The Red Monkey on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:09:00 PST

Stolen from Jen so I would not fall asleep at work.

MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY Prologue: Where did you take your default picture?Street Scene in San Diego What exactly are you wearing right now?slacks and a colared shirt What is your current problem?I need s...
Posted by The Red Monkey on Fri, 12 May 2006 03:25:00 PST

Because its friday and I don't want to do shit.

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?With Amanda 2. Who will be your next kiss?Amanda 3. What is the largest amount of money you spent in one store?Not sure 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?...
Posted by The Red Monkey on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:32:00 PST

Thanks jenn, I was bored too!

1. DO YOU SNORE?Yup 2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?I fight then the love is so much better 3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?Oily gassy discharges and the inability to control them 4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A ...
Posted by The Red Monkey on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:56:00 PST

Ryan's Survey taken from Krista

Where did you take your default photo? Street Scene in San Diego Who is the first & second person on your top 8?Cali Nation and The Pinche Hueros What exactly are you wearing right now?Jeans, ch...
Posted by The Red Monkey on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:09:00 PST