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Dani Leg - Story Book Life!

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About Me


Werd. I'm Dani Leg. I'm just a single tattooed chic trying to stay afloat in the concrete jungle of Indiacrapolis, IN. It's not so bad.
I dig life.
I love to laugh.
My dogs rule face.
So does reading.
And Brussels Sprouts. (Fuck you - they fucking rock socks and shoes!)
Porn is fabulous.
There ain't no shame in my game. (I keed, I keed)
I believe that Dan Conner is THE perfect man. I hope someday to find a dude that amazing. I'm for cereal on that, yo.
Tattoos are my passion...but life played two cruel jokes on me...
1 - I can't draw/paint/etc AT ALL - I fucking suck.
2 - The only known allergy I have is some red tattoo pigments. Karmas a bitch.
I love to cook, bake, marinate, grill, broil, etc. I'm June Cleaver with tattoos. If you're lucky - some day you will experiance my Oreo cake, its fucking infamous.

My Interests


Tattoos
Porn
Cooking
Reading
My Dogs
Pitbulls
Tattoos

I'd like to meet:


I'm down to meet everyone and anyone. I can tolerate anyone for a minute or three.
I have a no-dating policy that I enforce pretty strictly - so please don't try to get in my pants. Try Craigslist or EHarmony and leave me alone...

Music:


Hank III
Black Sabbath
Nashville Pussy
Reverend Horton Heat
HorrorPops
John Mayer (Yeah, I said it - what?!)
Temple of the Dog
Amy Winehouse (I have a vagina, fuck you)
Sublime
I'm sick of listing shit - I like a wide range of music. I can get down with almost anything, like Dr. Dre for example. I mean, he came up with this gangster shit - and this is the motherfucking thanks he gets? hehe

Movies:


I faint in horror flics. It has to do with the lights. I'm lame, I know.
I can get down with almost any movie too - I mean fuck, it is only 60 to 90 minutes of my life. If it is that bad, I'll shut it off.

Television:


LOST, Roseanne, Mary Tyler Moore Show, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Law and Order (all of them - fucking Ice T bitches! Lenny!), Greys Anatomy, Ugly Betty...
I'm only devoted to LOST - I don't care if I see the others or not.

Books:


I dig the fuck out of reading. I'll read just about anything I can get my hands on - except instruction manuals and self-help books. The Dark Tower Series is my bible.
Long Days and Pleasant Nights.

Heroes:


Motherfuckin' Wonder Woman because she had enough balls to carry the Lasso of Truth. That is a total woman's weapon and it was cool of her to just be like "Yeah, I want a Lasso of Truth, fuck you and your Utility belt" And she has a killer rack.
On the real - my Moms. She is fucking amazing woman. I hope that someday I can be half of the woman she is. myspace codes myspace layoutsMyspace Layouts Myspace Video Codes

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My Blog

A Dani Leg Thanksgivin’!

How does a Dani Leg celebrate Thanksgivin'?!  She ships her best friend, Sarah G Funk Era, from Evansville to Indianapolis, that's how!  LALALALA! We slept in late, smoked a bunch, I made b...
Posted by Dani Leg - Story Book Life! on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:34:00 PST

OUT OF THE CLOSET! And into the frying pan...

So let me take a little mystery out of my history for you kiddos.  My Nana banana is old school.  Tattoos are bad, mmm'kay?  Interracial relationship are bad, mmm'kay?  Jesus is go...
Posted by Dani Leg - Story Book Life! on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:17:00 PST