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Jeff Takeover

If you want to use my body go for it.

About Me

I like art of all form.

"very sweet. we like the girl" - Tim & Eric (creators of Tom Goes to the Mayor)

repost this video all over myspace :)

My name is Jeff If you want to know anything more about me and my life instant message me.My aim is Jefftakeover

Yes, I'm a sensitive artist. Big fucking deal

My Interests

music. booze. girls. friends. sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll.
Curb stomping scene kids and then stealing their girlfriends
that sort of thing.
Beautiful girls
Standing in the rain and looking toward the sky

I'd like to meet:



HARD GAY HOOOO!!!!!!

I'd like to meet a girl who.....
Gets along with my friends
Listens to good music!
Good music is a must
Beautiful inside and out.
Will play me in video games
does not shop at wal-mart
Is mildly intelligent
Has a good sense of humor
Doesn't drink as much as I do
Thinks i'm the world
Has back dimples(the dimples right above the booty on a girls back)
And enjoys art
the perfect woman

Music:

Beatles
Foo Fighters
Converge
Darkest hour
Red Chord
Brandtson
Curl up and Die
The Crown
Municipal Waste
City Of Caterpillar
Haram
pageninetynine
Queens of the Stone Age
Pig Destroyer
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Radiohead
Head Automatica
All American Rejects
Eagles of Death Metal
The Strokes
Xus Evol
Isis
Poison the Well
Majority Rule
Dead to Fall
A life once Lost
OK GO!
Godspeed! you black emperor
explosions in the sky
Matisyahu
Dr. Dre
Gnarles Barkley
Wu Tang Clan
WEEZER

god is the devil
For the glory
glassjaw
examination of the....
Witchcraft by a picture
waifle
marakate'
corn on the macabre
vader
choke their rivers with our dead
Satans best friends

Movies:


I make them i fucking love em..
Citizen Kane
Rushmore
Life Aquatic, feat Steve Zissou
Royal Tennebaums
Dawn of the Dead
Spiderman 1 & 2
Wedding Crashers
Super troopers
Superman Returns
Waiting....
Anchorman

I Hope You Choke!
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Punch Drunk Love
Kill Bill
Pulp Fiction
Requiem for a Dream
Dracula VS Frankenstein
Lost in Translation

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Venture Brothers
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Chapelles show

Tom Goes to The Mayor
The Colbert Report
South Park
The Price is Right
Knight Rider
Chip and Dale Rescue rangers
Talespin

Heroes:


add me to your heros section it's really easy copy the text below and paste on your page mail me if you do it

me and rob mckittrick the director of waiting...

My Blog

Notes to myself.

I can feel my heart ache through my chestI know why I am so defensive I know why I come off as vain and a prickBecause I'm afraid of being hurtI know most people areBut for me it's a fear that runs my...
Posted by Jeff Takeover on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:04:00 PST

Cyanide kiss

give me your cyanide kissestangerine dreams and manderine wishesa tragic affair breeding only dispaira poisonous kissis all i can wish
Posted by Jeff Takeover on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:41:00 PST

the only moment we were alone

These minutes that i wait for you, pass like hoursThe days pass by as years,Each second, my heart is beating, and you're not here.Is a lifetime too long.How i would kill, for your embrace,and love to ...
Posted by Jeff Takeover on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

"this is for the heart still beating" tell me what you think

Body: A sacred love which is forlornWithin beaten breasts screamOf this Lucy Carolina which forbidden breast breatheThe escaping escapades manipulated within succumbing consequenceOh how I miss my Lu...
Posted by Jeff Takeover on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

i'm an alcoholic

1. Where do you usually drink?in my bedroom2. Who is your favorite person to drink with?myself or charles and ally3. What is your favorite shot?lemon drop?4. What will you NOT drink?beer5. Are you a "...
Posted by Jeff Takeover on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:19:00 PST

nights of drinking bring about what?

her beauty surrounds me in the purest formthe fabric in her dress flows in the wind around herclinging to her curves, holding on for dear lifeeach word is a repititionunable to measure up to her beaut...
Posted by Jeff Takeover on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:37:00 PST

Document 1. The beginning of it that is.

FYI the way it is set up is as follows, the scene below is actually the end, but it's at the beginning, and after this i set up the rest of the story.Frank Thompson sits tied to a chair inside a small...
Posted by Jeff Takeover on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:07:00 PST

survey thing

RANDOM THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW... by alwayzhammertimeName? Nicknames?: Jeff Takeover Carlos Von SexronBirth date?: 10/20/84Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: 2 bro and sis...
Posted by Jeff Takeover on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST

"The End" Completed new story

Brian lay in uncomfortable hospital bed, lumpy from the thousands of bodies that have occupied the bed before. The off white walls encircle him and inform Brian of his either impending doom or his fut...
Posted by Jeff Takeover on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST

something short.

i've got a suitcase full of nothing and i've been on the road for days, i'd say i hope you take a chance with me but then i don't know if i can take a chance with you.
Posted by Jeff Takeover on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST