My real name is Joe, but my good friends and family have been calling me "Oli" for as long as I can remember. I basically grew up in Bradenton, FL where I had some of the best times of my life causing trouble with good friends. I'm a pretty mellow person and I don't get noticibly stressed out very easily. I've been bartending for the last couple of years. Bartending can very easily be the best job in the world and the worst job in the world, usually depending on the age of your patrons. In other words, when you have a young crowd it can be fun, when you have an older crowd of lifetime wife-cheating-on, "never went nowhere" old bastards it makes you want to swear off drinking forever. I totally bullshitted my way all through highschool. I thought college would be just as easy, but I'm finding that it actually takes a bit of effort. I'll be at UF in the spring, so I guess I'll be a Florida Gator. They have a great football team, although that really has nothing to do with my decision to attend this particualar school. I spend most of my free time playing guitar or practicing my bass. I've actually been playing bass and singing in a band ( Towering Inferno, ) for like 5 years. I think we have a great deal of talent and potential so there's a good chance you might actually hear about us one day.Oh yeah, and I speak Spanish.
Ok tell you what...
If you can be just as loyal, loving, and fun as this dog while also having soft shiny hair to boot then you can take her place in this picture!
In return, I will pet you, shower you with attention and let you lick my face.
