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real tight mike white

is that the kinda thing that you think you might be into?

About Me



in l.a., from l.a. (minority.)

i live with two high school friends, one of whom i've been best friends with since the first day of kindergarten, where we struck up a friendship based solely on the fact that we shared the same first name... coincidentally, we still do.

i ; semicolons.

i'm secure with the fact that i enjoy the occasional chick flick, grey's anatomy, and music that makes me feel like i'm in high school again.

i live and love with reckless abandon. i don't believe in regret.

i'm not one for pussyfooting.

all the photography on here (interests music above below etc) is my own. rock on.

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My Interests

writing (short fiction/poetry/eventually comedy), photography, dodger baseball, golf, yosemite, the east coast, wine and/or cheese, quotations and lyrics, crushes on actresses, board games, furry woodland creatures, altruism, monkeytorture, dipping my balls in stuff, nut cups, drunk guitar hero, chinese food and chocolate pudding, cocaine and waffles, peanut butter and ladies, jokes pertaining to your mom and/or ham

I'd like to meet:

fewer haters.
more lovers.
girls with bangs.
i dig bangs. mike's entourage mike has a veritable cornucopia of friends Grolsch

Persky

Katie Dawn

Nugget

Alex

Summer :)

Justin

Bigman

Asia Minor

Jennybean

Meagan

Claire

Muuuggy

PK

Angie

Molly

Kimmy

Andrew

Suzy

Whit

Courtney

Amber

Andrea

Jenny

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Music:

ryan adams, the arcade fire, band of horses, the beatles, belle & sebastian, beulah, andrew bird, blonde redhead, david bowie, bright eyes, cake, camera obscura, cat power, clap your hands say yeah, cold war kids, death cab for cutie, the decemberists, bob dylan, the format, the go! team, jack's mannequin, jimmy eat world, jack johnson, the kooks, ben kweller, led zeppelin, the magnetic fields, my morning jacket, nada surf, the national, nightmare of you, okkervil river, peter bjorn and john, pixies, radiohead, the rolling stones, the shins, silversun pickups, elliott smith, the smiths, something corporate, spoon, bruce springsteen, stars, voxtrot, weezer, wilco, youth group

Movies:

about a boy, almost famous, amelie, anchorman, annie hall, babel, big fish, big lebowski, caddyshack, catch me if you can, cinderella man, clerks, closer, dazed and confused, the departed, dr. strangelove, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, european vacation, ferris bueller's day off, fever pitch, flirting with disaster, 40 year old virgin, full metal jacket, garden state, the godfather, the graduate, a hard day’s night, high fidelity, the illusionist, keeping the faith, kill bill, knocked up, l.a. story, the life aquatic, life is beautiful, lost in translation, monty python & the holy grail, munich, office space, pan's labyrinth, pulp fiction, reality bites, the red violin, royal tenenbaums, rushmore, say anything, shaun of the dead, sideways, the squid and the whale, talladega nights, team america: world police, 21 grams, wedding crashers, wet hot american summer, what's up doc?

Television:

arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, the daily show, entourage, extras, family guy, flight of the conchords, flipping out, grey's anatomy, jimmy kimmel live, lost, the office, planet earth, the sarah silverman program, seinfeld, south park, the state, stella, 30 rock, top chef

Books:

the average american male, catcher in the rye, fahrenheit 451, girl in the flammable skirt, into thin air, killing yourself to live, sex drugs & cocoa puffs, ten little indians, willful creatures

Heroes:

aimee bender, chuck klosterman, ricky gervais, conor oberst, bears

My Blog

brazil blog(s)

a week after returning, i finally get around to hammering these out.rather than go back and post and date everything individually...SUNDAY, 8/12 - Poignanttwo things i (and most people, i'd imagine) h...
Posted by real tight mike white on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:22:00 PST

never more ashamed to live on barry ave.

"this record isn't tainted..." --barry bondsi rarely blog about sports. of the dozen (i'm probably being generous) people who actually read my "musings," i'd say two--three tops--give a lick about spo...
Posted by real tight mike white on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:28:00 PST

congrats...

to greg oden and lebron james on becoming the first father and son to both be selected first in the NBA draft (2007 and 2003, respectively).this is especially impressive because lebron is technically ...
Posted by real tight mike white on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:20:00 PST

mr. wizard...

...died tuesday. he was 89.not only was mr. a successful wizard and a pioneer in the field of wizardry, but he also used his wizard powers to make me wake up without assistance at 5 AM on saturdays to...
Posted by real tight mike white on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST

9/11 for retards

great moments in photojournalism: more to come... when i find a way to articulate disgust a little more efficiently....
Posted by real tight mike white on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:41:00 PST

so if you're crazy, i don't care, you amaze me

i've gone ape shit with the downloading lately, and my itunes hit 10,000 songs today. just thought i'd toss that out there. apparently, i need to be challenged.no. 10,000 was dntel's 'fireworks' (in c...
Posted by real tight mike white on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:13:00 PST

mother's day

My mom is coming to visit for the weekend. It's been a long time coming; I've been away at college for just a shade under a year now, so it makes plenty of sense that she'd want to come and see where ...
Posted by real tight mike white on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:41:00 PST

first things first

DISCLAIMER: so, this is the first original chapter i've written for what i hope someday resembles a novel or pseudo-memoir. please don't hate me or think of me as any less of a person... i've had too ...
Posted by real tight mike white on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:32:00 PST

re: don imus

"who knew we'd ever be talking this much about women's basketball?" --j. kimmel
Posted by real tight mike white on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

a nightmare

i was born with an abnormally thick skull.i won't know this until later.one morning i commit an unspeakable act.footage is missing, but the damage is done.before it is to be ended so certainly by a pr...
Posted by real tight mike white on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST