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H.R. Paperstacks

Kerosene lantern smashed on yr face. Sexy results.

About Me

Somehow I've found myself living in a really nice condo with my two best friends, paying low rent to my parents, and I ask myself, how did I get into a Talking Heads song? I take the path of least resistance almost always, though that's usually the path that makes the most sense, if that makes sense. I watch HDTV.
Most of my clothes are blue, grey, or black. I always wear shoes; sandals are for the beach or taking out the trash. I don't really wear hats, because I'm especially prone to hat-head. For Halloween, I once dressed up as a guy in denim, with skeleton gloves-- and a Woody Allen pin.
I'm writing this on a Mac. I have a lot of electronic gagetry. When I was a kid, I was obsessed with LEGOs and Ghostbusters. I majored in Politcal Science
I'm easy to get along with, as long as you don't like anything I don't like, specifically Dave Matthews Band, nu-Punk, and (scr)emo. Although, if you are totally gung-ho about any of these kinds of music, I can look past it as long as you and I can find common ground on something. Check out my bands list. Find something cool? Rad, we can be BFF right now. Do you hate George Bush? Sweet. Here are the keys to my place. Let's party.

My Interests

I used to be way into computers, but at work I sit in front of a computer all day. So I'm not that into computers anymore. Music, movies, dreaming about a future where I get paid to make ideas into things people pay to see, Lakers, Dodgers, drinking heavily, collecting overpriced studio equipment, colonoscopys, treading water, Boston Steamers, scavenger hunts.

I'd like to meet:

Mike Tyson and Florence Henderson, at the same time.

Music:

Radiohead, Wu-Tang, Neil Young, Kanye, Lupe Fiasco, The Game, Big Star, Comets on Fire, M83, The Minibosses, Ratatat, Snoop, Dre, The Kings of Convenience, Tortoise, DJ Shadow, MF Doom, Art Blakey, Lee Morgan, !!!, Air, Beatles, Beck, Black Sabbath, Blonde Redhead, Bjork, Broken Social Scene, Deerhoof, Dizzee Rascal, Ellen Allien, Four Tet, Franz Ferdinand, The Fucking Champs, Goldfrapp, Ice Cube, Hendrix, Kraftwerk, Kool Keith, Led Zeppelin, Liars, Lightning Bolt, Lil Jon, Massive Attack, Michael Jackson, Mission of Burma, Mogwai, Modest Mouse, Neu!, Nick Drake, Nirvana, Biggie, The Notwist, Portishead, Pavement, Slint, Sonic Youth, Stereolab, Television, Unwound, The Walkmen, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Del, Madlib, RJD2, Nas, J5, Babu, Westside Connection, SHAQ, Neptunes and Timbo tracks.

Movies:

Brazil, The Big Lebowski, A Bout de Souffle, Office Space, Meeting People is Easy, The Godfather (I, II), (Almost) all Kubrick movies, Wet Hot American Summer, Man With A Movie Camera, Indiana Jones, The Party, Amarcord, Open City, Sunrise, M and Metropolis, Ronin, Le Cercle Rouge, Les Regles de Jeux, 8 1/2, Hype!, The Naked Gun, Ghostbusters, Pumping Iron, Terminator 2, CB4, Fear of a Black Hat, Spinal Tap, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Anchorman, Talledega Nights, Terry Gilliam's stable of masterpieces, and a whole lot of other stuff.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm. Chappelle's Show. Seinfeld. The Office, 30 Rock, Lost, New Dotch Cooking Show, Family Guy, MTV make-over shows (Pimp My Ride, I Want a Famous Face, etc), The Daily Show, Iron Chef, Good Eats, The Critic, Beavis and Butthead, Arli$$, and Ren & Stimpy.

Books:

Microserfs, Catcher in the Rye, Motherless Brooklyn, Moneyball, Paulo Coelho, Stupid White Men, The World According to Garp, Candide, Siddhartha, The Nuclear Age (Tim O'Brien), Travels with Charlie.

Heroes:

Wesley Willis

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Tell me about you knowing me!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
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Scotch...

...it makes my nipples stand attention.
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No more...

I'm never drinking. Ever. Not even if some big-tittied ho coerced me with sex. Nope............ Well......
Posted by H.R. Paperstacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST