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MOC

I can't afford to climb aboard you - no one's got that much ego to spend...

About Me

I'm unassumingly inappropriate. You can ask me anything, and 95% of the time I'll answer you honestly. I'm animated when telling a story. I tend to be more cynical when I wear my glasses. Orange juice turns me on but I only drink it on special occasions. Salty foods are preferred than sweets. I dig it when animals look me in the eye. Use to sleepwalk, but I gave that up years ago. Still haven’t learned how to sail...

My Interests

Travel, Film (Although I will stop watching a piss poor movie - even if I'm 40 minutes into it), Yoga, Working out, Eating food prepared by a professional, Cats: big and little, Striking awkward poses, Having my face touched, Pleasant smells, Making you feel uncomfortable, Making you feel comfortable, Sticking my foot in my mouth (not literally), etc.

I'd like to meet:

Ricky Gervais. Oh - And the people responsible for this:

Music:

Coldplay, Portishead, Rufus Wainwright, Regina Spektor, Massive Attack, Radiohead, Gorillaz, Missy Elliott, Jay-Z, The Postal Service, Madonna, Ciara, etc,

Movies:

Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Godfather I and II (I watched it alone, Mike), Gattaca, Napoleon Dynamite, Spellbound, anything by Christopher Guest, Shopgirl, Good Will Hunting, Romeo + Juliet, Donnie Darko, Great Expectations, Willy Wonka, Sixteen Candles...

Television:

Arrested Development, The Office (BBC & USA), Ali G, Felicity, Weeds, Grey's Anatomy, The Sopranos.

Books:

Reading is cool. I'm really good at reading people.

Heroes:

"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, and must be avenged." Dwight Schrute

My Blog

A watered down version...

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?Sallie Mae - my bitch of a student loan. How do you flush the toilet in public?Why would I flush the toilet?  That's what the bathroom att...
Posted by MOC on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:40:00 PST

There's something wrong with the ball cock.

Yeah - that's right...ball cock - as in Kate and I fixed our toilet - all by ourselves!  After an invigorating trip to Home Depot, and buying random plumbing products, Kate and I performed a deli...
Posted by MOC on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:33:00 PST

MOC's ABC's

A is for age:  The Dark Ages...brooding is sexy. B is for beer of choice: Hefeweizen - and IT chooses me! C is for career right now: And D is for my DESPERATION to find it. D is for your dog's na...
Posted by MOC on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:56:00 PST

Tid Bits That Don't Make A Damn Difference...

*Christina Aguilera and I looked exactly the same as pre-teen kids.  Jenny and Kate made this strange but true observation. *I lost a very sentimental piece of jewlery during a shoot for Jimmy Ki...
Posted by MOC on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

Claymate of the Year!

As you may know I work for "Jimmy Kimmel Live".  Every morning I rise from the parking garage, stop at the cross walk, and dodge all the freaks on Hollywood Blvd. as I make my way across the stre...
Posted by MOC on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:39:00 PST

Well thanks for the rub down!

The other day at work I was quite the pill.  I was over worked, over tired, and experiencing pain that wouldn't quit in my neck and back.  At first I tried to ignore it.  Then I tried a...
Posted by MOC on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:52:00 PST

7 Minutes In Heaven

After an unexpected hiatus from the gym (car in the shop/moving apts), I was finally able to return to Bally's last night.  I was cheerfully bopping along on the eliptical when my IPod crapp...
Posted by MOC on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST

Be Smart - Don't Think

"Be Smart - Don't Think" : The un-requested advice my brother gave me this weekend.  Along with a bogus theory of Kate's recent identity theft, my brother illustratively informed me that in my li...
Posted by MOC on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:00:00 PST

sunKISSt me!

I have become reacquainted with diet sunkist at work, and I must say, it's delicious and it makes me happy.  I suspect someone here at the office has taken notice to my daily treat at noon t...
Posted by MOC on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:09:00 PST

Attn. Friends: I'm changing my name.

This morning I was walking down my street to move my car (bed-head and all...) and not just one, not two, but THREE different people addressed me as "MaMi".  The first guy was on his st...
Posted by MOC on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:58:00 PST