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Jesse PEDR0

man, I rule ... I WROTE THIS PAGE A LONG TIME AGO, IT WAS THE DOPEST PAGE I EVER WROTE... IN '94

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesse
Birthday: July 5th
Birthplace: Milwaukee, WI; St. Joe's
Current Location: My house
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7" maybe 5'8"?
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: awesome grandma
The Shoes You Wore Today: holy blackness
Your Weakness: hot topic girls
Your Fears: that i might be completely insane, also spiders, RAPE
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese pizza that i create
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to find out what the rabbits are for
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, what's instant messenger?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Was I asleep? Had I slept?
Your Best Physical Feature: nostrils, they're outstanding
Your Bedtime: if i fall asleep... otherwise NEVER
Pepsi or Coke: orange
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King for burgers, McDonalds for hash browns in the morning
Single or Group Dates: I only go on dates with myself
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla with chocolate syrup
Cappuccino or Coffee: I LIKE SEX!
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: always
Do you Sing: not in front of you
Do you Shower Daily: 60% of the time I do ...EVERYTIME
Have you Been in Love: does a band count?
Do you want to go to College: just started
Do you want to get Married: it depends
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness: FANTASTIC
&..39;Are you a Health Freak:'
Do you get along with your Parents: now that I don't live with them, for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: unless I'm alone
Do you play an Instrument: anything I can find
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: too many times
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but that's the best idea I've heard since an electric blanketmobile
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: only in my mind
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I will never truly die, only stage one maybe 7 fake deaths so I can witness the sweet funeral I have planned... can you say laserpuppetdancepartyfromhell?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I could never grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Texas
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: beautiful
Favourite Hair Color: usually dark
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter as long as it looks cool
Height: about an 8
Weight: meh
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: way too many to count
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: none yet
they were my first concert ever - and this was the first song Jesse --
[adjective]:
Smells like teen spirit

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jesse McLaughlin!

  • It is bad luck to walk under Jesse McLaughlin.
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  • If you kiss Jesse McLaughlin for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  • Jesse McLaughlin is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  • Jesse McLaughlin is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
  • When Jesse McLaughlin is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  • Jesse McLaughlin can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  • Jesse McLaughlin has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  • The opposite sides of Jesse McLaughlin always add up to seven.Take the quiz:
    What does your birth month reveal about you?

    July
    Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studyin
    Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

    My Interests

    music, rockin' out, movies,lil jon

    I'd like to meet:

    people who rock- Vanessa Lengies

    Music:

    my one true love... one and only.... I'm really into HardBluesCoreMetalPunkSkatanicDeathRockEmoLKAwesome... you know, like Tool, Green Day, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, My Chemical Romance, Offspring, Smashing Pumpkins, AFI, Cake, Pink Floyd, HIM, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, CKY, Nirvana, The Cure, Metallica (*screams* "RIDE THE LIGHTNING!"), Gnarkill... many more but I'm lazy...isn't one and only like, one... and only..

    Movies:

    V For Vendetta, Saving Silverman, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Edward Scissorhands, Angus, The Cable Guy, The Crow, Fight Club, Loser, School of Rock, Underworld, Pirates of the Carribean (because I am a master of the piratorial arts), and a whole lot more...

    Television:

    Simpsons, Conan, That 70's Show, Daria... more... Degrassi (lousy canadia) Ren & Stimpy

    Books:

    those goosebumps books where you pick what happens next...

    Heroes:

    BATMAN, The collective members of Tool, Jack Black, Conan O'Brien, Duffman, Colonel Sanders, Biff...

    My Blog

    LiK3 ToTaLLY tHe MoSt KoOLeST tHiNg EvEr!!@$%!!! ROFLMAO!!!!@!@!!!

    what is blog? why is it called blog? who thought up blog? boring lousy online garbage
    Posted by Jesse PEDR0 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST