You're Killin' Me, Smalls!

I'm a real life Daria. I can't count how many times people have called me sarcastic and cynical. "Not always!" I proclaim, "only around people i don't like." Then I proceed to beat them down. JUST KIDDING! Or am I. Anyway, I love movies and i plan on being a Director of some rockin' old school type movies like my hero John Hughes (director of The Breakfast Club) because i think most movies today try too hard, *cough* Matrix Revolutions *cough*. My three goals in life, aside from the typical "i want to have a family, blah blah blah," stuff are; 1.) I want to illegally acquire/own my own collection of assorted shopping carts. 2.) have my own action figure of myself complete with kung fu kick action, and 3.) pet an eskimo... and I don't mean any ordinary run of the mill eskimo... I'm talking real authentic Alaskan Eskimo. Don't tell me you've never thought of it...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kate
Birthday: November 26
Birthplace: Wauwatosa
Current Location: Alaskazona
Eye Color: Greyish Green
Hair Color: Reddish Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Valdet
The Shoes You Wore Today: My raggidy old chucks
Your Weakness: Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know!?
Your Fears: Harry Carey
Your Perfect Pizza: Large and in charge
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get mad cow disease
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Pranked him!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I love lamp
Your Best Physical Feature: Left Nostrel
Your Bedtime: Whenever i feel like it, GOSH!
Pepsi or Coke: Orange Soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Besian Kodra
Single or Group Dates: Ughhh ahhh like a bicycle?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ahhhh mensterical cycle?
Chocolate or Vanilla: This shit is bananas!
Cappuccino or Coffee: SEGA
Do you Smoke: Do i ever!
Do you Swear: Like a fox!
Do you Sing: No i really need to shower...
Do you Shower Daily: oooh fuck! i forgot!
Have you Been in Love: You know, sometimes you just gotta look in the mirror and say, "When in Rome"
Do you want to go to College: Aw Naw Brown Cow
Do you want to get Married: Valdet
Do you belive in yourself: JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF MY HEART!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only around fat people
Do you think you are Attractive: To mosquitos
Are you a Health Freak: I dont think we should be the type of organization that labels people...
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Who doesnt
Do you play an Instrument: Cow
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: VERY THURSTY
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm syked!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: MOM!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: MEATLOAF!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: FUCK!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: they come in bags, crackhead
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never have never will
In the past month have you been on Stage: Is that what's hot in the street now?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Blastin' a dook!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: They prefer to call it horizontilly challenged dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: what kind of question is this?...shit...of, smell?
Ever been Drunk: I'm Ron Burgendy?
Ever been called a Tease: Is Katelyn gonna have to choke a bitch?
Ever been Beaten up: With love
Ever Shoplifted: I did not come here to be a shop lifter mon!
How do you want to Die: Really fast, driving...in a car, really fast
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sugar Cookie Getter, mon
What country would you most like to Visit: TOO CLOSE, MON
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Fingers
Favourite Hair Color: Baby poop green
Short or Long Hair: Where'd you get that hair? At the...toilet...store?
Height: Mount Everest
Weight: is important
Best Clothing Style: Think about it mon, who are the top five best rappers in the world?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Dylan
Number of CDs I own: Dylan
Number of Piercings: Dylan
Number of Tattoos: Dylan
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Dylan
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Bam Margera
Stunts: Hockey fights, fat skateboarding, beating the crap out of dad, and pranking friends
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