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Sir Spank-A-Lot

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I live in North Florida where I have a good job that I enjoy, I'm also working on a graduate degree and intend to become a college professor in the next few years. I am a rather busy guy but I like to relax and have fun whenever I can, no matter what you may think I am a very nice guy and fairly laid back. I was raised in the south and many girls have told me I'm a true southern gentlemen, I have an accent but I'm not too much into the typical redneck thing. I don't have a huge fetish for spanking like some guys, but I had a girlfriend for several years who was really into being spanked. During our time together I got lots of practice abusing her sexy big ass, and by the time we parted ways I became very good at it and we had lots of fun times together. Since then I have been amazed how many girls who love to be spanked and treated roughly, and I must admit that I quite enjoy giving them the punishment that they so deserve. I have always had a huge fascination with bad girls, the ones that my momma always warned me about! And I love it when they tell me about all the bad things they have done, and why they deserve a hard spanking from me. I always spank with my bare hands, as I love the feeling of smacking that soft fleshy butt and rubbing it softly after its all red and sore. Feel free to email me, I'm always looking to make new friends.

My Interests

I can often be found around this college town enjoying a delicious pint of Guiness or other imported beers, listening to music and going to see live bands. I love going on weekend road trips to whereever I end up! Sometimes to see a concert or just to have a relaxing weekend. I also enjoy visiting art galleries and museums, national parks or anywhere you can see wild animals. A good hit of the chronic always makes for a good time too!

I'd like to meet:


I'm not trying to use this profile for hooking up really, I just love to hear from girls who love spanking and to help me spread the spanking gospel! I have another profile that I use for talking to my real life friends and making new ones, so I'm trying to keep a low profile with this one. I am not looking for a barbie doll either, I like down to earth intelligent girls who just like to get down and be a dirty girl once in a while. All women have a bad girl lurking within them whether they admit it or not, and its healthy to let her come out and breathe once in a while. I've usually found that if I'm patient and build a certain level of trust, the bad girl can be coaxed out of even the most goody two shoes girly girl out there. And its a beautiful thing!

Music:

I'm mostly into classic rock, old school punk, and grunge. Though I will listen to most anything, a good song is a good song! Some of my favorites are Black Sabbath, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Sir Mix-A-Lot, LL Cool J, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Marilyn Manson, AC/DC, Kiss, Tom Petty, The Who, Led Zeppelin.

Movies:

If you are a fan of spanking then you must see this movie! I also love old horror films, all the John Waters flicks, Heavy Metal, Pulp Fiction, X-Men, Lord Of The Rings, David Lynch, amongst many others!

Television:

Sanford and Song, Simpsons, South Park, American Dad. I don't watch too much prime time TV cause it sucks! I do like reruns of Everyone Loves Raymond and Seinfeld though.

Books:

Anne Rice Vampire Books

Heroes:

Larry Flynt, he took a bullet for what he believes in!!

My Blog

Whats up with the Spankmeister

    Hey there darlins how are things, yeah I hhaven't been on this profile much since before xmas. Thats because I do work and I'm also doing grad school which keeps me very very busy, ...
Posted by Sir Spank-A-Lot on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:01:00 PST

Animal Instincts

I have been playing around with this profile quite a bit lately, I created it about a year ago as a joke sorta. I'm not as big a perv as you would think, but I had a girlfriend I dated off and on for ...
Posted by Sir Spank-A-Lot on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:43:00 PST