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DON JUANabe

Le Donstre is French for The Donster

About Me

I AM AN ANGLOCANUQUEBECKER! - live in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, North America, Earth - work in printing doing digital prepress - young at heart and in mind but not so much in back (OUCH!) - I am 43 in Canadian years (about 39 American with the exchange rate) - I'm a Gemini, so you can think of me as two 21 year olds in their prime combined in one man...my masculine side is straight, but my feminine side is a lesbian - not expecting to hook up through here or the net...just fun to monitor "meet" new people - I prefer meeting a woman the good old fashioned way...see one I like, bonk her on the head with my club, drag her by the hair back to my cave...UGH! - Mom says when she and Dad adopted me when I was 5 months old, they named me after Donald Duck cuz I was wearing a sailor top but no pants or diapers, and I had just thrown a tantrum and had pillow feathers stuck to my ass and flying around...kidding about the sailor suit and feathers stuff, but I was really adopted and named after Donald Duck, so I guess that's why I love cartoons - my parents are a swinging couple...they're golfers - if all you can think of is wrapping your vagenis around my pina, I want nothing to do with you

My Interests

Drawing, comic books, comic strips, cartoons, animation, cartoonists, cheesecake (as a food and as pose pics), word games like Scrabble, pool, bowling, getting stuffed animals out of claw booth machines and giving them to women and kids, winning tax-free Canadian lottery jackpots, running a cartoon and comic empire and having better artists do the dirty work

I'd like to meet:

MOTHER'S DAY MOMSHELLS get top billing below

Music:

am out of touch with what's newish but like a bit of everything except opera (unless it's in Bugs Bunny)

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Delicatessan, Raising Arizona, This is Spinal Tap, Election, The Shawshank Redemption, Grosse Pointe Blank, The Godfather 1 + 2, Die Hard, Suspicion, The Foul King, The Iron Giant, Sleeping Beauty, Monsters Inc., Down With Love, Blackhawk Down, Alien, The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Bob Newhart Show, The Odd Couple, Seinfeld, Batman (60's + cartoons), The Venture Brothers, SpongeBob SquarePants, Kim Possible, Dexter's Laboratory, My Name is Earl, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars, X-Files, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Wire, Entourage, Deadwood, Xena, Jack Of All Trades, UFC, Kids in the Hall, Hockey Night in Canada, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Books:

NOVELS: Stephen King, John Irving, COMICS: Bone, Groo, Moonshadow, Promethea, 100 Bullets, Love and Rockets, Hate, Usagi Yojimbo, Reid Fleming, The Goon, Sam and Max, Angel and the Ape, etc. STRIPS: Calvin and Hobbes, Pogo, L'il Abner, Herman, etc. MAGAZINES: Illustration, Draw, Animation, Vanity Fair, Entertainment Weekly sometimes, Playboy (for the cartoons and articles, of course... articles of clothing the models aren't wearing)

My Blog

Immaculate DONception

Be careful! If you lose touch with me for a while, you could end up pregnant. Ask Rebecca, Brooke and Lauren. I didn't see them on any sites or messengers for a while, and when I did see them again, t...
Posted by Le Donstre on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:27:00 PST

Am I Jacob Hoggard's father?

The pics are of Jacob Hoggard, who was on Canadian Idol in 2004 and is now in the band Hedley. I didn't really watch Canadian Idol much but thought Hoggard looked like a younger version of me...and wh...
Posted by Le Donstre on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:56:00 PST

9-10 Attack in Montreal!

Sunday afternoon on September 10th, I was walking with friends around Montreal's Mont Royal and just off downtown area. As we were winding down our walk and having a beer, we didn't know that a Cessna...
Posted by Le Donstre on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST

Same $h!t, different day

Whenever someone at work says "same shit, different day" to a "how are you?" or "what's up?" type greeting, I like to turn it around and say "different shit, same assholes!" Well, now I feel like I'l...
Posted by Le Donstre on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:31:00 PST

What's been going Don

got somewhat knocked over by a car on Valentine's and had fractures to my elbow and foot, so I was off from work for two months and still have some out of whackness with the arm, so I'm going for phys...
Posted by Le Donstre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nappy Yew Hear!

I think it's too much too celebrate the end of a year and the beginning of a new one in one shot like we usually do for New Year's. Why don't we break it down and have a little holiday at the beginnin...
Posted by Le Donstre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HARRY CHRANUKWANZA!

All the bestest of holiday wishes to everyone out there in MySpace
Posted by Le Donstre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dead turtle

This week at work is passing by slower than a dead turtle going uphill against the wind. Maybe cuz if all works out, I'll be off from work for a month after next week, so all the anticipation makes th...
Posted by Le Donstre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST