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ZahEEda

the hottest shit on the streets since nas did ether....

About Me


im also known as OPTIMUS F.I.N.E.
"lousy in the sack laid back and hella lazy"
i play hard to get so i dont get played hard
if you try and fuck me....you'll suffer from blue balls
now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
i stay with the WHITE- i got jungle fever
I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it.
"im known for beautiful pictures and foul quotes"
PINCHING CAUSES CANCER AND HOLDING HANDS LEADS TO AIDS
possums are taking over.
"ill get ya all shook up like an etch a sketch"i may be ugly....but you cant be. im just not havin that... so if you have NO PIC you get NO RESPONSE.
i aint sayin im perfect.....im sayin im worth it.
weed makes me happy.
" obviously theres a direct correlation between food and women...otherwise they wouldnt sell condoms in the grocery store"
if you dont stand for something....you'll fall for anything.
Life is great, without it you'd be dead. Destiny is not a matter of chance, It is a matter of choice
the only thing im worried about losing...are my morals and my shoes....
i need a man who aint afraid to pull my hair and smack it from the back
once you get to know me youll find out that im the biggest walking contradiction ever, im an attention whore, im a tomboy, im a lady, i get flustered a lot, i touch my nose, i fidget, im a bunch of crazy things all rolled in to one. . so some of the above lines came from some of the following people...murs, ghostface,celph titled, young buck, camron, carrie bradshaw, wilz and daniel. if you can figure out who said what, ill give you a prize :)
im a sucker for daisies, shaved heads, splitting milkshakes, teeter totters, bowling and cupcakes.
PRETTY MUCH ALL OF WHAT YOU READ IS ME MAKING A DORK OF MYSELF SO ENJOY THE LAUGH AND MESSAGE ME.
p.s. i dont need the net to help me get laid so stop messaging me with the horny ass bullshit. i know i have big boobs...i dont need you to remind me.... ok thanks.customize
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My Interests

cheeseburgers, ciggarettes, coca cola, cake, makeup, the phoenix, the nba, montreal, my friends, weed, music, movies, heckling boys, big brother (but only when kaysar is on it), taking angled pics of myself, chillin, 20 questions, pickering beach, jager, prison break, hip hop, the lawn, faeries, the jerk spot, mrc, team_, intense conversation with random strangers, stalking people on myspace,HOT WHITE BOYS, pinching, cuddling with my couch, being out of control, teasing boys, random makeouts, hand holding, stealing hot lines and passing them off as my own, being the puppet master,BOWLING, my computer, giggling, blushing, gin, AND the one tree.

I'd like to meet:

you. if youre lucky hahaha

Music:

for the most part its underground hip hop but i listen to everything under the sun from death metal to country, from dirty house to michael bolton (ya i said michael bolton!) ok but seriously heres a mini list and you need to go check ALL of them out. joe scudda, the away team, little brother, L.E.G.A.C.Y., basically the entire justus league/ HOJ fam, necro, MOBB DEEP,loius logic, non phixion, JEDI MIND TRICKS, afu ra, fiona apple, planet asia, kweli, mos def, common, BCC, sadat x, gorotex, ill bill,KHRYSIS, classified, BIG L, the roots, atcq, cnn, NAS, britney spears, immortal technique, atmosphere, apathy, esoteric, the alchemist, killah preist, celph titled, R.A. the rugged man, smif n wessun,peanut butter wolf, evidence,clipse, kool g rap, jeru,just blaze, bethany joy lenz, jean grae, nirvana, jeff buckley, john mayer, pharell, cage, aesop rock, 5ive, black moon,ARMY OF THE PHAROAHS, justin timberlake, CLIPSE, N.E.R.D, pharell (unless hes acting all homo kanye ish), rjd2, the WU, heiroglyphics,7L, gangstarr, dj premier, dilated peoples, murs, edo g, pete rock, masta ace, jaysun, strange fruit project, kt tunstall,jurrasic 5, visionaries, MADLIB, mobb deep, REEF tha lost cause,esthero .... k theres WAY more but im stopping cause its getting outta control! click on my links.

Movies:

i like it all im flex like that.

Television:

one tree hill prison break family guy the simpsons HEROES law and order big brother DEXTER so you think you can dance sports highlightsand im gonna say one tree again cause dammit its my favorite

Books:

honestly ive read so damn many, i always have one on the go i reallylike those psychological thriller type ones and anything about drug addicts, i love reading about addicts.

Heroes:

spiderman

My Blog

on love...or the lack thereof....

So tonight I was sitting in a pair of my most favorite flannel pajamas watching ugly Betty (which by the way is effin ingenious) and Daniel was describing the way he feels about Sophia.... he said som...
Posted by ZahEEda on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST

on talking with exes.....

 so im not really the relationship type and im not all that sure i ever will be but once upon a time i was in a super serious long term relationship.... (damn i got the shivers just typing that) ...
Posted by ZahEEda on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:55:00 PST

on myspace stalkers....

what is the deal with you guys? how is it that after 93 messages with no response y'all still continue to write and write and comment and my personal fave...ask why i dont respond. im not interested. ...
Posted by ZahEEda on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:14:00 PST

on casual sex....

so im sitting here having my standard morning smoke and talkin to a couple of my boys on aim. now this blog is coming directly from a drunken phone call i recieved last night from an ex (please refer ...
Posted by ZahEEda on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:24:00 PST

on drunken phone calls....

i got one a bit ago and it got me thinking about the premise on which we make these... we get drunk and we think its a great idea at the time and most always we wake up to regret picking up the phone....
Posted by ZahEEda on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:14:00 PST

on the possibility of a possibilty...

so for the past 3 months or so ive been on what my friends and i call the "boy boycott". basically ive just been spending more time with my friends, not really dating, not really doing anything with t...
Posted by ZahEEda on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:35:00 PST

im a home wrecker!!!

oh ya i said it... and now for the rant.... some of yall broads be trippin hard. heres a suggestion...stop wasting your time worrying on what your man isnt doing and use that time to deal with yo...
Posted by ZahEEda on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:03:00 PST

on posting comments....

ok heres the thing... i LOVE getting comments...i think we all do but my beef with it is this... why do y'all gotta leave "thanks for the add" comments? like seriously....dont waste the words...come u...
Posted by ZahEEda on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:39:00 PST

hangovers....

suck. a LOT. i dont think there's enough advil in toronto to get rid of a headache that came from a 3 day long gong show of drinks drugs and douchebaggery you gotta love long weekends....you know tha...
Posted by ZahEEda on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:41:00 PST

nice girls....

An Ode to the Nice Girls by Anonymous This rant was written because a nice girl finally snapped. She read the tribute to the nice guys; and this is her response :This is my tribute to the nice girls. ...
Posted by ZahEEda on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:49:00 PST