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Asylum Patient

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RANDOM FACTS: 1. I am twenty. 2. I am in my second semester at MCC. I want to major in Creative Writing and maybe adding a second of Psychology to the plate. 3. I am afraid of the dark, zombies, and driving on the expressway. 4. I have Dyslexia. 5. My food cannot touch each other (i.e. my corn cannot touch my mashed potatoes, etc.). 6. My socks rarely match. 7. I am a nerd for the English language. I correct people's grammar and spelling. I have even considered being a high school English teracher. 8. I love the Arts. Singing, writing, acting, drawing, computer graphics, dancing, etc. 9. I am a member of the typical, dysfunctional Italian family, but that is my father's side. My mother's side of the family is mostly Polish and is very small. I have over twenty cousins on my father's side and eight cousins on my mother's side. 10. The sexiest thing a man can do is play an instrument in a rock band. 11. I am a huge tom boy. I hate pink. I hate romance. I hate chick flicks. The perfect date is going to a fast food resturant and then seeing an action movie. 12. I want to learn Japanese, French, American Sign Lagnuage, and Egyptian hyrogliphycs. 13. The only music genres I don't like are rap and country, with D12, Eminem, and Shania Twain being the only exceptions. 14. I really do not give a crap about politics. 15. My biggest concern about the Earth is global warming. 16. I love scented candels, but I don't like insence. 17. I got my driver's license April 8, 2006, at 8:30 AM. 18. I got my first tattoo December 29, 2004. My second one is going to be a treble clef either on my shoulder blade or right under my neck. 19. I am currently writing a book about a psychic. 20. My future projects consist of an elf trilogy, a fifty part witch series, and a book of short and scary stories. 21. I would love to play Maureen in Rent on Broadway. 22. I want to live in Canada. 23. My favorite vacation spot is Las Vegas. 24. I was born and raised in a Republican house, but I have a few Democratic views. 25. My parents often tell that I am the weird child. 26. I am a kid at heart and I love watching Nickelodeon and Disney channel. 37. I love lifting weights. In high school, I lifted more than the big jockhead football players on the Adducter, which is a leg/thigh/ab machine. 38. I am Italian, Polish, Mexican, and Damn Proud. 39. I hate the hours I get at work. 40. I have no regrets. 41. I have seen 'The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King' nine times in the theaters and I wasted twenty five hours of my life. 42. I wear The One Ring around my neck. 43. My favorite Disney princess is Ariel and my favorite non-proncess is Mulan. 45. I wear skirts maybe three times a year, on average. 46. The worst sunburn of my life was in the summer of 2005. 47. I love the slogans on the Taco Bell sauce packets. I collect the funniest ones. 48. I suffer from occasional heart burn. 49. I love giving and recieving hugs. 50. My car is a white '93 two door hatchback Ford Escort. 51. I love Las Vegas and playing Texas Hold 'Em. 52. I believe in karma. 53. I believe in God, angels, and miracles. 54. I believe in aliens, ghosts, and psychics. 55. I'm a bit of a kook and I am really crazy, and I am very clumsy. 56. My hair is a mess of red, brown, and black. I am trying to get it one solid tone of red. 57. My favorite sports are Swimming and Hockey. 58. I have been a vegitarian since April 2006. I don't eat geletin or fish, but I eat dairy. 59. Two of my pet peeves include Internet txt-talk and when people speak with bad grammar and double negatives. 60. Another pet peeve of mine is wasting food, even if it's just the last few bites of a grilled cheese sandwitch. If no one else will finish it, I will force myself to even if I am full. 61. My favorite color to paint my nails is black. 62. I wear eleven rubber wristbands, including Livestrong, Cancer Awareness, Cubs, Bowling for Soup, and others expressing my fandoms and causes. 63. My I.Q. is 118 (Above Average). 64. Internet Explorer is my Internet browser of choice. 65. Michelle Rodriguez is my idol. 66. I am Catholic, but I love studying other religions around the world. I am particularly fascinated with Wicca and Buddism. 67. I hate roller coasters. 68. Spongebob Square Pants is my favorite cartoon character. A close second is Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents. 69. My favorite numbers are 13 and 69. 70. My dreams are always vivid and surreal. 71. I only drink skim milk. 72. Whenever I see a sharpened pencil, I have an urge to write a story. 73. "I'd rather be hated for what I am then loved for what I am not." - Kurt Cobain 74. I hate labels and sterotypes! 75. My favorite fowers are white lilies and black roses. 76. Prison Break owns your face. 77. I like to grow my nails out long and they're flexible, so they don't break too often. 78. My worst habit is cracking my knuckles. 79. My favorite stores are Hot Topic and Barnes & Noble. 80. I am very cheap. I like to buy knock off brands and wait for items to go on sale. Yet, I am very generous and give a lot to church and people who need it. 81. My favorite video game is The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. 82. My favorite board game is Scrabble. 83. I want to have a library room in my house or apartment when I move to my own place. 84. I love anything that's strawberry flavored. 85. I hate artifically flavored Vanilla ice cream. I like the REAL stuff with the tiny black vanilla seeds in it. 86. I am the most optimistic person you will ever meet. 87. My favorite animals are monkeys, chuhuhas, and parets. 88. I love decorating with dolphins. 89. Reading is my favorite past time. 90. A few of my favorite authors are Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe, and Joan Lowery Nixon. 91. I love book series. A few of them are Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, Blue is for Nightmares by Laurie Faria Stolarz, Daughters of the Moon by Lynne Ewing, and Replica by Marilyn Kaye. 92. I am addicted to Photoshop Elements 3. 93. I hate prejudice of any kind. If you express any sort of prejudice around me, I will kick your ass. 94. My favorite places to be are my room and my car. 95. I rarely get sick and I have never had surgory or a broken bone. 96. I love riding in airplanes. 97. My favorite season is Autumn. 98. My favorite holiday is Halloween. I look forward to it even more than my birthday. 99. I love anything that's weird or scary. 100. My favorite time eras are the Renesance and the 80s. 101. My favorite daytime TV host is Ellen Degenerous. 102. I am allergic to dust, cats, and maybe eggs. 103. I cannot whistle to save my life. 104. I am a whore for Myspace, YouTube, and LiveJournal. 105. I hate it when people use 'gay' and 'retard' out of context. 106. I believe that Taylor Hicks has the greatest singing voice ever. 107. My parents think I am weird and wish I were 'normal,' but I don't believe in normalcy. 108. I compulsivly check my email every five minutes.
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You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You're grateful for what you have in life, even if it's not perfect. People love you for who you are, don..'t ever change that- it's what makes you the great person that you are.
Blue


96%

Yellow


64%

Pink


50%

Purple


39%

Red


32%

Green


29%

Black


14%

Orange


11%

White


7%
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You Are 25% Left Brained, 75% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?
American Cities That Best Fit You:
70% Los Angeles
65% Honolulu
65% San Francisco
55% Miami
55% New York City Which American Cities Best Fit You?
You Are 30% Weird
Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself. How Weird Are You?
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder : Low
Borderline Personality Disorder : Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : Low
Avoidant Personality Disorder : High
Dependent Personality Disorder : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Moderate
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jane
Birthday: 12/29/1986
Birthplace: Millwaukee, WI
Current Location: Wonder Lake, IL
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Mostly red
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Mostly Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black ans white checked Vans
Your Weakness: I'm very shy
Your Fears: Pitch black darkness
Your Perfect Pizza: PIZZA! Thick crust, lots of cheese, and veggies. YUMMM...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be a finalist on American Idol 2006
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: No way was that 8 hours. I wanna go back to bed.
Your Best Physical Feature: I am as unfit as they come
Your Bedtime: Depends on what time I have to wake up.
Your Most Missed Memory: Seeing Pray for the Soul of Betty in concert
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group. I'm less nervous.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't like either.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappuccino, please.
Do you Smoke: Hell No!
Do you Swear: Sometimes.
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I already am.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Everyone is attractive in their own way.
Are you a Health Freak: *looks down at gut* Uhmm... no...
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh, yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: Currently learning guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hell No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yuck, no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. :(
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't remember.
Ever been Drunk: Nopes.
Ever been called a Tease: I'm sure I have been. My memory is not reliable tonight.
Ever been Beaten up: Yep.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Quick and painless.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Screen writer.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: A bit taller than me
Weight: Don't care
Best Clothing Style: Rugged like a Rocker
Number of Drugs I have taken: Uhmm... none, preferrablly.
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: Don't care
Number of Tattoos: Don't care
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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You are Angel. Your name could not possibly be more fitting to your personality. You are a kind, caring person, who would do anything for anyone. You are always optimistic and you have a unique sense of style that others love about you. When life throws you lemons, you make pink lemonade!"Today for you, tomorrow for me."
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You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?
Your Hair Should Be Orange
Expressive, deep, and one of a kind.
You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices. What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?
You Are 34% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
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What Specific Sport Are You?

Hockey
YOU ARE HOCKEY! You are the type of person that people look at and say, stay away from him
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76% addicted to Myspace
Are you addicted to MySpace?
Your Eyes Should Be Violet
Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure
What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passion What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
Your Birthdate: December 29
You have the mind of an artist, even if you haven't developed the talent yet.
Expressive and aware, you enjoy finding new ways to share your feelings.
You often feel like you don't fit in - especially in traditional environments.
You have big dreams. The problem is putting those dreams into action.
Your strength: Your vivid imagination
Your weakness: Fear of failure
Your power color: Coral
Your power symbol: Oval
Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your heart lies in New York City or Hollywood. You
enjoy the arts and the excitements of life.
You are caring and quite decisive. Your
positive in many situations, so your friends
enjoy that about you. For love, many people
are in the city. You need someone that can
keep up with your love.
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My Interests



I know I have a lot of icons, but each one is another part of my personality. I've made very few of these. Credits go the rightful creators.

I'd like to meet:

Monica, Maudie, Denise, Martha, Misty, Liz, Whit, Kim, Jamie, Hyde, Stacie, Robby, Frank, Paul, Taru, Tanny, Andra, Darianna, Val, Stacie, and everyone else! I ♥ you all!

Music:



+ Absent Element
+ Aly & AJ
+ Anthony Fedorov
+ Athan Maroulis
+ Blink-186
+ Bo Bice
+ Bowling for Soup
+ Clay Aiken
+ Creed
+ D12
+ Dave Matthew's Band
+ Disturbed
+ Eminem
+ Evanescence
+ Everlife
+ Fountains of Wayne
+ Green Day
+ Hoobastank
+ Justin Gaurini
+ Kelly Clarkson
+ Korn
+ Linkin Park
+ Madonna
+ Malice Mizer
+ Muse
+ Pink
+ Pray for the Soul of Betty
+ P.Y.T.
+ Queen
+ Sum-41
+ Switchfoot
+ Taylor Hicks
+ The Click Five
+ The Fray
+ Yellowcard
+ And much more ...

Movies:

+ 50 First Dates
+ Airheads
+ Beauty and the Beast
+ Big Daddy
+ Bringin' Down the House
+ Brokeback Mountain
+ Chicken Little
+ Click
+ Dawn of the Dead
+ Doom
+ Erin Brockovich
+ Final Destination (all 3)
+ Fun WIth Dick and Jane (both)
+ Harry Potter (all 4)
+ Ice Age
+ Lady in the Water
+ Land of the Dead
+ Little Nicky
+ Lord of the Rings (all 3)
+ Napoleon Dynamite
+ North Country
+ Pirates of the Caribbean (both)
+ Primeval
+ Red Eye
+ Rent
+ Resident Evil (both)
+ Shaun of the Dead
+ Shrek
+ Saw (al 3)
+ Scream (all 3)
+ Shark Tale
+ She's the Man
+ Sixteen Candels
+ Stick It
+ Taxi
+ The Breakfast Club
+ The Chronicles of Narnia
+ The Day After Tomorrow
+ The Goonies
+ The Island
+ The Life of David Gale
+ The Lion King
+ The Longest Yard
+ The Sixth Sense
+ The Village
+ The Wedding Singer
+ Toy Story
+ Unbreakable
+ V for Vendetta

Television:

+ American Idol
+ Beauty & the Geek
+ Boy Meets World
+ CSI:Crime Scene Investigation
+ CSI: Miami
+ CSI: New York
+ Daybreak
+ Friends
+ Heroes
+ House M.D.
+ I Love Lucy
+ It's Always Sunny in Philedelphia
+ Kyle XY
+ Lost
+ Phil of the Future
+ Prison Break
+ Punk'd
+ Psych
+ Reba
+ Sliders
+ Supernatural
+ That 70's Show
+ That's So Raven
+ The Loop
+ The Suite Life of Zach & Cody
+ Will & Grace
+ Without a Trace

Books:

+ Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling
+ Replica by Marilyn Kaye
+ Blue is for Nightmares by Laurie faria Stolarz
+ Daughters of the Moon by Lynne Ewing
+ Anything by Joan Lowery Nixon
+ Jack Sparrow by Rob Kidd
+ Sweetblood by Pete Hautman
+ Anything by Edgar Allen Poe

Please visit my website, The Book Shelf

Heroes:

My heroes... Well, when it comes to writing, I really look up to J. K. Rowling and Stephan King. They both had troubled pasts but never gave up. Because of that, they are two of the most successful writers. And when it just come to life in general, my true heroes are my friends. I don't know where I would be without the few true friends that I have.

My Blog

Bowling for Soup concert

So, we got a little lost in the heart of Chicago but we eventually found the Metro.  I called brother to let him know that we were standing outside and he said that he would meet us there.  ...
Posted by Asylum Patient on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:23:00 PST

FOR SALE-There And Back Again: An Actor's Tale by Sean Astin

Lord of the Rings fans, Goonies fans, 24 fans!  Want to know about your favorite actor? I am selling Sean Astin's autobiography "There And Back Again: An Actor's Tale." The book itself is in abso...
Posted by Asylum Patient on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:52:00 PST

New Layout!

Yay, I finally pimped up my page.If you are in AOL, it probably will not upload properly, so switch to Internet Explorer or Firefox. If it still does not load properly or if it takes too long (which ...
Posted by Asylum Patient on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:33:00 PST

To read about my life...

I keep all entries about my life in my LiveJournal.
Posted by Asylum Patient on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:40:00 PST