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Uncle Ryan

Greetings nerd got nothing else to do? Welcome to MySpooce!

About Me

I'm not gonna lie to you I have a great hinney for a husky fella. Plus I'm Too Legit, Too Legit Too Quit WWUUUUUUAAH!

My Interests

Guitars, anything funny, free money, and Chuck (The Lord)Norris.

I'd like to meet:

Well I briefly met my idol Zakk Wylde, so I'd just like to get to actually have a conversation with em'.

Music:

Black Label Society, Pride and Glory, Pantera, Ozzy (With Randy and Zakk fuck you Jake bark at the moon sucks!)Johnny Cash, Alice In Chains, Black Sabbath, George Thorogood, Gun's N' Roses, Hot Action Cop, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Motorhead, Muse, Offspring, Primus, RHCP, Rob Zombie, Fuckin' Skynard, Stevie Ray Vaughan, System of a Down, Van Morrison. Creedence Clearwater Revival, Steve Miller, Bob Seger, Sammy Hagar, Van Halen, Ted Nugent, The Who, The Allman Brothers, & Nas.

Movies:

Not really sure, most anything funny. I don't know if I'm the only one but does anybody else notice that all the audio in newer movies fluctuates greatly? Watch the newest Batman flick at home, sometimes you hear, sometimes the damn thing is so loud the sound will distort.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Squidbillies (Early Fuckin' rules!), and most anything on Comedy Central.

Books:

I wish that actually read books. The last book I bought told me how Hendrix played The Wind Cries Mary.

Heroes:

1.Chuck Norris 2.My Mom & Dad 3.Zakk Wylde 4.Dime 5.Jimi Hendrix 6.Dane Cook 7.Stevie Ray Vaughn 8.Mitch Hedberg 9.Jim Gaffigan 10.& You!

My Blog

JWPZ...

Hey there pud sniffs,       Hope everything is goin' just swell and kick ass. Anyway heres the deal I've got this riff, which I'm fairly sure is the most kick ass riff I've ev...
Posted by Uncle Ryan on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:54:00 PST

Hippies, 80's Hair-metal, punk, and Emo. Not so different after all.

Hey butt-nuggets,       Whats goin' on? Hope everything is still goin' well and kick ass. Lately I've been noticing more and more that I'm really in a funk both physically and...
Posted by Uncle Ryan on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:37:00 PST

My Brothers and Sisters.

Hey there kiddies,       Hope you've all been doin' well and kick ass. You know, sometimes I just feel down. Theres no reason for it, I just sometimes find that I get real bum...
Posted by Uncle Ryan on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:53:00 PST

Grubbin'

Hey how ya'll been?       Hope everything is goin' well and kick ass. Well nothin's really been goin' on. Although there has been a few quick ideas that were descent. First, W...
Posted by Uncle Ryan on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST

Fuckin' Zakk!

Hey everybody whats up?       well more time has passed and still nothing incredibley notable has happened. The biggest thing happened about a month ago when I went down to th...
Posted by Uncle Ryan on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 09:40:00 PST

Mislabeled.

Hey everybody what's up?       I hope everything has been going well and kick ass for all of you. Whoever YOU may be. But anyway it's been a wee little while since I...
Posted by Uncle Ryan on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST

2000 Mother Fudgein' 6!

 Hey everybody,       hey how's everybody doin'? Good? Alright (Louie Anderson). Well, it's the end of another year and I thought I'd just reasess what made ths year both...
Posted by Uncle Ryan on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

Merry X-Mas A holes!

Yo' what it is vanilla faces?       Hey everybody Merry Christmas or (insert your damn non-Christmas holiday that still gives you an excuse not to go to work tommorow). Well i...
Posted by Uncle Ryan on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST

Battle!

Hey there,        how's it goin'? As always I hope all has been well and kick ass. Anyway as I was watchin' the television the other day I couldn't help but be disapointe...
Posted by Uncle Ryan on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

My very first blog. By: A dumbass.

Hi there,       My name is Ryan, I'm a simple guy and this is my very first blog, I have no clue what a blog is, and I don't want to. I'd probably think it was gay and begin a...
Posted by Uncle Ryan on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:54:00 PST