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Dollsfan

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About Me

Corporate slave by day, trying to stay one step ahead of...She's seductive and cunning...She has badass Varla and her bad girls Rosie and Billie on the payroll...She also has an accomplice...So I attempt to distract with perpetual pelvic motion...Altering my appearance if necessary...I might try to blend into the crowd...Or don this disguise (no easy feat) and go on the attack...Occasionally I'll force my way into this disguise too (an even tougher task than the one above)...I can go incognito in a little blond wig and fierce makeup...Or play mysterious and coy...I also have my own posse. Here are my two head honcho dudes...And if all that isn't enough, I recruit reinforcements...

My Interests

ARE YOU CURIOUS ABOUT THE DAY-TO-DAY MINUTIAE THAT DEFINES THE STANDARD CORPORATE CAFETERIA ENVIRONMENT? THEN READ THE BLOG!!exotic plants; flowers; patchouli, sandalwood, cedar and nag champa; spring rolls with peanut sauce; chicken fajitas; pizza margherita with light cheese, extra red sauce, mushrooms and basil; really good coffee (Peets); really good bread; double lattes; freshly made, sugar-glazed apple fritters (Voodoo Doughnut, S.W. 3rd Ave., Portland); redwoods; palm trees; roses; mountains; the beach at sunrise; freaky-looking insects; Portland; Seattle; Vancouver; San Francisco; drag queens; Old World chameleons; pop tarts (musical guilty pleasure); wit, wisdom and fundamental truths as espoused by that frizzy-haired icon herself, Nancy; girls who ROCK; Debbie Harry, coolest frontwoman EVER....POP TART SPOTLIGHT: ASH!!!

I'd like to meet:

(in the flesh)(riding on a subway train)(on an astral plane)(with Mr. Jimmy...)(at St. Alfonzo's pancake breakfast)(and Ella Guru)

Music:

The Damned The Stranglers Buzzcocks Television Pretenders The Adverts X-Ray Spex UndertonesPink Floyd Syd BarrettStooges Led ZeppelinBadfinger Mott the Hoople Humble Pie Slade Jethro Tull (early) Traffic Neil Young Rod Stewart (pre-1976) Spirit Sly & the Family Stone AC/DC (especially w/ Bon Scott) King Crimson Velvet UndergroundSilver Train
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Mozart Bach Brahms Schubert Stravinsky Tchaikovsky Rachmaninoff Sonic YouthYoko Ono Joni Mitchell Joan Armatrading Aretha Franklin Prince (old stuff) Tina TurnerCyndi Lauper Madonna Kate Bush Garbage L7 Siouxsie & the Banshees EurythmicsPatti Smith X Gary Numan The Cure B-52s Devo Psychedelic Furs The Smiths Bauhaus Joy Division Sisters of Mercy New Order Nina HagenGrateful Dead Crosby, Stills & Nash Jefferson AirplaneSoft Machine Caravan Apollo Sunshine The Aliens Caribou Decemberists White Stripes Black CrowesBlack Rebel Motorcycle Club Raveonettes Pere Ubu Yo La Tengo Queens of the Stone AgeMiles Davis Gang of Four Wire Brian Eno Roxy Music Grace Jones T. Rex David BowieKinks Hollies Byrds Seeds Doors The Who Yardbirds Zombies Faces Shadows of Knight Love 13th Floor Elevators Electric Prunes Standells The Remains The Troggs Chocolate Watchband Count Five Bubble Puppy The Creation The Chesterfield Kings Blues MagoosAlbums:Aftermath Get Your Ya Ya's OutUmma Gumma Dark Side of the Moon Wish You Were HereSurrealistic Pillow Crown of Creation VolunteersAnthem of the Sun Live Dead Workingman's Dead American BeautyBetween the Buttons Exile on Main Street Goats Head SoupGoo Dirty Washing Machine Murray Street Soft Machine Vol. 1 and 2, ThirdNever Mind the Bollocks Damned Damned Damned Juju Power, Corruption & Lies Chairs Missing 154Marquee MoonTaking Tiger Mountain by Strategy Another Green World Before and After Science Fragile Close to the EdgeNew York DollsSomeday It Will Please Us to Remember Even This A Nod is as Good as a Wink Every Picture Tells a Story Never a Dull Moment Traffic John Barleycorn Must Die The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys Freakout Absolutely Free Clear SpotChunga's Revenge The Grand Wazoo Overnite Sensation Apostrophe One Size Fits All Zoot AlluresBitches BrewHorses Radio Ethiopia Los Angeles Wild Gift The B-52s Wild Planet Parallel LinesFor Your Pleasure Country Life Siren Warm Leatherette Unbehagen NunsexmonkrockJohn Lennon/Plastic Ono Band Yoko Ono/Plastic Ono BandThe Beatles Odessey & OracleLow Heroes Lodger Scary Monsters Station to StationHunky Dory Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders From Mars Diamond DogsDub Housing RamonesLeave Home Road to RuinHighway to Hell Back in BlackSongs: Hanging on the Telephone, Jumping Jack FlashSatisfaction, Get Off of My Cloud, 19th Nervous Breakdown, Paint It Black, Under My Thumb, Stupid Girl, Ruby Tuesday, Dandelion, We Love You, She's a Rainbow, Citadel, The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys, Queen Bitch, Dear Prudence, Gimme Shelter, White Rabbit, The Ballad of You and Me and Pooneil, Lather, Incense and Peppermints, Helter Skelter, Pretty Vacant, Oh Bondage Up Yours, Orgasm Addict, Ex-Lion Tamer, Teenage Kicks, New Rose, Public Image, Homosapien, Baby's on Fire, Editions of You, Lucky Star, Houses of the Holy, Boys Keep Swinging, Watch That Man, Have You Seen Your Mother Baby Standing in the Shadow, I Am the Walrus, Subway Train, Pills, Looking for a Kiss, Frankenstein, Personality Crisis, Human Being, It's Too Late, Precious, Tattooed Love Boys, The Wait, Mystery Achievement, 52 Girls, Jocko Homo, Gut Feeling, Loudmouth, 53rd and 3rd, Beat on the Brat, Glad to See You Go, Cretin Hop, Teenage Lobotomy, Nonalignment Pact

Movies:

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Freaks, Alien, The Breakfast Club, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Manhattan, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, Sleeper, Bananas, Klute, The Wizard of OzKing Kong (the original), Notes on a Scandal, Gimme Shelter, all '50s sci-fi

Television:

The Outer Limits I Love Lucy Leave it to Beaver

Books:

Freddy the Pied Piper, Freddy and the Popinjay, Freddy the Magician, Freddy Goes Camping, Freddy and the Bean Home News, Freddy Rides Again, Freddy and Mr. Camphor

My Blog

Bun Redux

Cafeteria Update October 5, 2007 Time: 10:18 a.m. Featured menu item: Cubano pork sandwich -- with lettuce, tomato & a cilantro citrus mayo on choice of bread (Hmmmmm. This is the deli special. ...
Posted by Dollsfan on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:13:00 PST

Throbbing Meat Lasagna

Cafeteria Update October 3, 2007 Time: 10:08 a.m. Featured menu item: Meat lasagna&.with three cheeses (Oh please. My stomach does a cartwheel just thinking about it. Pass.) Activity level: medium ...
Posted by Dollsfan on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:00:00 PST

The Simon & Garfunkel Rainy Day Blues

Cafeteria Update October 2, 2007 Time: 11:05 a.m. Featured menu item: Beef enchilada w/ yellow rice -- no side (I love Mexican food, but I know from experience that choosing this would result in mul...
Posted by Dollsfan on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:55:00 PST

Hung up on Hazelnut

Cafeteria Update October 1, 2007 Time: 10:14 a.m. Featured menu item: stuffed shells -- served w/ Provencal sauce (The mysterious Provencal sauce makes a reappearance. This sounds gross; I'm not sur...
Posted by Dollsfan on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:36:00 PST

Jizz on the Fish

Cafeteria Update September 28, 2007 Time: 1:24 p.m. Featured menu item: Nantucket whitefish&..in a creamy sauce topped with crackers & served with rice -- no side (more details below) Activity l...
Posted by Dollsfan on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:29:00 PST

Getting On It

Cafeteria Update September 27, 2007 Time: 10:03 a.m. Featured menu item: Hot Chicago sub&.w/ ham, salami, bologna and creamy vinegar & oil (Alert the paramedics -- this is simply cardiac arrest ...
Posted by Dollsfan on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:10:00 PST

Girl, That’s the Best Part!

Cafeteria Update September 25, 2007 Time: 11:36 a.m. Featured menu item: Pesto burger&.w/ provolone, lettuce & tomato on a grilled pesto bun (This sounds intriguing. I might get it without the c...
Posted by Dollsfan on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:04:00 PST

Icing-Glazed Doughy Goodness

Cafeteria Update September 24, 2007 Time: 10:18 a.m. Featured menu item: Baked cheese ravioli&..served w/ carbonara sauce (Ohmigawd. No comment. I'll be hitting up Alfredo.) Activity level: medium ...
Posted by Dollsfan on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:56:00 PST

Halo of Frizz

Cafeteria Update October 29, 2007 Time: 11:17 a.m. Featured menu item: Layered taco dip&.enchilada beef, refried beans, cheese, salsa with taco strips (Yikes. You've simply got to be kidding. I woul...
Posted by Dollsfan on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:07:00 PST

The Cheese Dilemma

Cafeteria Update September 25, 2007 Time: 1:26 p.m. Activity level: moderately busy Smell: an aroma of salad dressing could be detected around the salad bar area Song: George Michael's "Faith" Sc...
Posted by Dollsfan on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:56:00 PST