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Toast Machine

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About Me

I am a fine arts student at DAAP. I do videos and especially live V-Jaying. If you don't know what a VJ is, picture a DJ and imagine that instead of beats and sounds I mix images and video sequences. I also do graphic designs, flyers, animations... www.e-monsite.com/lorainewibleI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Le KITCH quand il est assumé, l'humour quand il est absurde, l'expression quand elle est subversive, l'intensité par PROCURATION, le future par anticipation, la jeunesse quand elle est blasée, la musique par MASOCHISME (et l'art en général par masochisme), les gens pour les gens, vampiriser l'inspiration de ceux que j'admire, créer par masochisme, me plaindre et son contraire aussi, parler meme sans AVOIR RIEN A DIRE (dans le but de COMMUNIQUER quelque chose qui m'échappe), philosopher par masochisme, m'empecher de philosopher et j'apprécie beaucoup l'ironie du sort...

Books:

1984, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Tales of the city (1,2 and 3), Maupassant, Beaudelaire, Donna Tratt, Tim Burton, Mark Twain (I know that is childish but Tow Sawyer is my childhood heroe), Werber, No Logo, Boris Vian, Daniel Arasse, Colonel Moutarde, Sabotage amoureux, L'affaire Jane Eyre, To kill a mocking bird, Robert Louis Stevenson... J'ai une facheuse tendance a oublier les titres des bouquins que je lis. Franchement j'aime pas trop Zola meme si je sais que ça fais grosse pute materialiste de dire ça, mais je trouve ça trop déprimant, idem pour Balzac.

My Blog

I miss cheese so much!

I just wrote a very long blog that was very interesting about the ''figures de style'' (stylistic devices) and use of language in American scholar environment. But myspace had one of its legendary: ''...
Posted by Toast Machine on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:04:00 PST

cincinnati here I come

I am very happy to announce that this morning I recieved my F1 visa that is going to give me the opportunity to study in the United States for 5 years. I have to say that I am extatic because I have b...
Posted by Toast Machine on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST

I'm close to quit (episode 2)

A week has passed and I called World Education Services again and nothing has changed. They asked me for the exact same thing. The thing that I already sent twice... I know I'm not doing it the right ...
Posted by Toast Machine on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:52:00 PST

I am close to quiting

I am so tired, I am so fed up, i have never been so exhausted and so stressed out in my entire life. You might think, "well she can't have lived really bad things in her life to say that paperwork pro...
Posted by Toast Machine on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

have you ever felt stupid?

I think I am as crazy as the heroins such as Bridget Jones. I fuck up my projects by myself without meaning to! My life is such a good exemple of l'ironie du sort. I wanted to go to UC so bad, but al...
Posted by Toast Machine on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:31:00 PST

Please Giant Jesus Help me!

I had a dream, Jesus was there, he was nice to me, he hold my hand, he  was smiling at me, he made me feel ZEN. He acted like the perfect boyfriend. My girlfriends and most generally girls of my...
Posted by Toast Machine on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:11:00 PST

Hip hip hip hurray

Ladies and gentlemen, you can congratulate me because I had more than the score I needed at the TOEFL exam and it is ont  of the biggest relief I have ever felt. I was so sure I failed. I fucked ...
Posted by Toast Machine on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:33:00 PST

the thought of the day

"Always look on the bright side of life toudou toudou toudou toudou toudou" I love the Monthy Python Ce sont de grands sages!
Posted by Toast Machine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wise men though

"Les pompiers ne chantent que tres rarement des chansons ayant attrait a Marcel Proust..." "Firemen rarely sing song that are about Marcel Proust" Les Monty Python
Posted by Toast Machine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

michelle my friend (et mes autres friends) épisode 3

Bah ma foie moi j'ai pas changé d'avis: "friendship is raredon't you know that friendship is rare"tenecious Dbon en fait je m'etais trompé les paroles sont"frenship is raredo you know what i'm saying ...
Posted by Toast Machine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST