Notice to All Stupid Torontonians |
You live in Canada. Winter comes to Canada in a big way sometimes. Therefore:1. If you wear slippers or "dance shoes" out of the house between December and mid-March, I will no longe...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:09:00 GMT |
accountability |
so it seems no coincidence that capitalism breeds (indeed you could say it's founded on) irresponsibility, and was born in a country still steeped in a 'frontier' (read: cowboy) hypocite ideology all ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:09:00 GMT |
God doesn't want us to use computers |
All computers breaking; Norman is a fuck and stops responding (or the mouse stops responding) every time I open Cool Edit or Reason or something memory-heavy. Catherine'...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:27:00 GMT |
fucking neutered invalids part 2 |
oh. in addition: In a hurry of strange events involving a braces-bound boy and a park bench in transit, Catherine's driver on the way from Detroit (one week ago) mistakenly took both her return...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:46:00 GMT |
greyhound USA is a bunch of fucking neutered invalids |
just so you know. i have just encountered my fourth instance in three years of a grossly over-booked bus. nevermind the fact that (with exceptions in Buffalo and Cleveland) every greyhound...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:07:00 GMT |
dickhead tuckybot |
stupid monkeyface pratts yelling at me about dates and comings-up. i can barely keep my head on straight to tell you about the who's and what's-his-face telling me to split my fingers and keep m...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT |
skinny dic |
so i've gotten really skinny running around the T-dot and working and school and working on work and shit. food goes right through me. so does coffee. i look at the nice pecs on Isaa...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:47:00 GMT |
conflict |
relax. your situation is often only a conflict because of your perception of it as such. my perception. shut up. we're all in it together, all bound up trying. certainly you can't...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:13:00 GMT |
opening night |
blog two: I hate bars and I hate karaoke and what's even worse is that sometimes they happen at the same time. I didn't check how much money i had. Everyone has to be cool here. n...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 00:07:00 GMT |
contributions to your shitty haircut |
So dude you have to leave for class in like five minutes and here you are trying to do this blog thing which you have never done before. Yes. And you're all nervous about something? I'm alw...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:22:00 GMT |
