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Trace.

that's what she said...........

About Me

I have a bunch of new gigs in the works... It's going to be a fun and busy rest of the year...

My Interests

I’m pretty much obsessed with Cheese…… I really dig a great live show. I’m a fan of peanut butter and jelly (strawberry, please). If you are interesting..i'm interested!

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..Future biz partners... new clients... new friends... oh and...I need guitar lessons. Any takers?

Books:

now...how to write your biz plan...and some various marketing books.

Heroes:

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My Blog

i'm shrinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the conversation I had with my 5 year old last night: max:  I'm shrinking...I'm shrinking.... me: what do you mean? max: I'm shrinking..... me: what is shrinking? max: my penis is so tiny...
Posted by Trace. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:10:00 PST

new song!

I added a new song to my profile.... My oh so talented sister got married last year,  and this is the song she wrote and recorded to surprise her husband on their wedding night.  Inste...
Posted by Trace. on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST

lessons learned

Last year I dressed up as a sexy little bo peep..and won 2 different halloween contests...I actually came in first place twice. The year before, I dressed up as nypoleon dynamite...it was a great cost...
Posted by Trace. on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:42:00 PST

guess what!!!!!!!

As many of you know ...I'm starting a bridal consulting gig..which has a website.  On the website, I've decided to sell gifts..and what not... and today in the mail.... was my Pillow Cases that I...
Posted by Trace. on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:25:00 PST

updog failure!

apparently my office DOES smell like UPDOG... ...
Posted by Trace. on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST

In search of....

Brides to be - for free services (greater Cincinnati area)Hello there! I'm in the process of starting a bridal consulting company that specializes in the "day of" wedding help/preparation. I'd like to...
Posted by Trace. on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:13:00 PST

a day

Every once in a while, all the moons align just perfectly and the result is the most perfect day.  Sure there are good days, but don't you just love "the perfect day"?  While I'm thankful fo...
Posted by Trace. on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:25:00 PST

my letter to regis.

Normally, I love everything about my services whilst at Regis.  I went to get my eyebrows done Sept 16th, my appointment was for 2:30.  I arrived on time, and an older woman (in her 50's)&nb...
Posted by Trace. on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:35:00 PST

today....

Well today...today.... Today is Max's 5th birthday. Max's first day of kindergarten.   I'm sad.   I gave max his birthday present last night, only because today was going to be so overwhelmi...
Posted by Trace. on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:13:00 PST

poem to a loved one:

roses are red... violets are violet... your eyes are crap brown.. and your feet smell like shit.... dog shit.
Posted by Trace. on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:38:00 PST