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Lite Beer Ray Kejimura

Why don't you play hide and go fuck yourself.

About Me

"Sonic Death" Ray Kejimura is the type of swashbucklin' man/wrestler who will gnaw off your face or kick you in the nuts! His Godzilla type fire power and Bruce Lee like physique can and WILL destroy you! He can finish wrestlers with his Azian mist or his "dragon slaying, cut-off your thumbs move", entitled "el pistolero".
"Nothing sums up my accomplishments more than my stuffed corpse suplexing a cougar."- Strong Bad

My Interests

Cracking wise, cheesing people off, Miller lite, Hillary Duff/ Lucy liu.

I'd like to meet:

WOMEN WHO WANT A MAN WITH MONEY AND POWER. AND I HAVE BOTH THOSE THINGS!

and korean girls... they pump my nads.

Television:



Heroes:

The Dark Lord of the sith

My Blog

get your hands off my woman

Dear Ben, First of all, fuck you. You fucking piece of shit wanker! I'm serving notice that i'll beat your ass on sight. Hope that i don't ever come to your town. Otherwise i'll collect your fuc...
Posted by Lite Beer Ray Kejimura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST