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jeni

why do i keep hitting myself with a hammer?.... cuz it feels SO good when i stop...

About Me

a puppet without strings... slave without master... ... ... "do it for the Fat Lady".

My Interests

empowerment... resilience... adaptability.... oooh yeah... flowers... and things that sparkle... GIVE ME THE STARS!...

I'd like to meet:

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

Television:

good eats. survivorman.

Books:

bannanafish. teddy. art of palmistry.

Heroes:

mi madre alton brown, and barbra streisand

My Blog

mattress talk...

and yet he bared no clawssharpening his teethin the darksignsno sight to see itawaytousle the hairan impish grinturtle it overwild idyll.wildly idle....
Posted by jeni on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:29:00 PST

my new adDICtion...

    teeth cleaning... it's great...     they numb you... scrape you... rinse you... and you're left sparkly new... PLUS someone else pays for it...    kind...
Posted by jeni on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:10:00 PST

make like a tree...

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tiiiiiiiiiiired...this turning over a new leaf... man... who knew it would be so strenuous!i don't know what kind of leaf yall be carrying, but i swear mine is lik...
Posted by jeni on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:06:00 PST

you know what i find refreshing?

not losing your chapstick or pen... and actually using them all up... *sigh* that feels nice... hahaha... it's the simple things that get me through the day... HAVE A SUPERRRRR DAY FOLKS!...
Posted by jeni on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST

it has been decided...

i need an intervention. someone kick my ass please. give me some words of wisdom.
Posted by jeni on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:39:00 PST