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Chris

About Me

HAPPY HOLIDAYS BITCHES!I'm producing a movie. It's called "STAUNTON HILL". You can see it in 2008. Check the website.www.STAUNTONHILLTHEMOVIE.comI produced another movie. It's called "THE SCREENING". View the trailer. It will kick your ass.www.SCREENINGTHEMOVIE.comOh yeah, yer mom.

My Interests

Skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid, fur trapping, dodgeball, ice fishing, hunting rabbits, UNO.

I'd like to meet:

Those who hate the taste and texture of coconut as much as I do. I mean, come on. Coconut sucks. Doesn't it? I need help building my smear campaign.

Music:

Anything I can sing poorly when driving will do just fine. Those kids that hang out in Brooklyn banging on plastic buckets and garbage pales are pretty good too.

Movies:

Any movie where one guy shoots another guy in the back of the head. I mean, come on, gang-style executions are freakin hilarious!

Television:

Family Guy: it "grinds my gears" Discover Channel: every freaking thing they do is cool SpikeTV: guns, and boobs, and nervous breakdowns are nifty ESPN: more police blotter stuff than the local paper