China, China, China, China... |
China, China, China...
Dear Democratic Congressmen, Congresswomen, Senators, and those that want to become,
The midterm elections are coming up soon and I want you to memorize a simple little ma...
Posted by Noah on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 09:00:00 PST |
I had a dream... |
...last night that Simon and Garfunkel put out a new album of all covers including Nirvana's "Rape Me." Imagine Garfunkel delicately singing "I'm not the only one" while Paul sings "Rape me, do it an...
Posted by Noah on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:50:00 PST |
Um.... |
From AP: "At the New Orleans Convention Center, some of the thousands of storm victims awaiting their deliverance applauded, threw their hands heavenward and screamed, "Thank you Jesus!" as the camou...
Posted by Noah on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:50:00 PST |
June: Fed. cuts funding for New Orleans district Army Corps of Engineers |
I find this article from June of this year interesting. Especially these bits:
"...the Bush administration is not making Corps of Engineers funding a priority. I think it's extremely shortsighted...
Posted by Noah on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:10:00 PST |
AP: Sunnis Cite 13 Problems With Constitution, Bitch Ain't One |
Sunnis Cite 13 Problems With Constitution, Bitch Ain't One
10 minutes ago
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Four Sunni Arab Cabinet ministers and one Sunni deputy prime minister expressed reservations Saturday ab...
Posted by Noah on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 09:13:00 PST |
Bill Maher on "intelligent design" |
And finally New Rule: You don't have to teach both sides of a debate, if one side is a load of crap. [cheers] [applause]
Now, President Bush recently suggested that public schools should teach...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 02:34:00 PST |
This just in!!!!! |
AP: President Bush has nominated Don Rumsfeld for the Papal Candidacy.
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Do not forward this email. If you do, something bad will happen. |
1. Wipe your ass from the pudendum to the tailbone and not the other way around.
2. Be in favor of same-sex marriage. Oppose opposite-sex marriage.
3. Dont be ashamed to kick in the balls. Its...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The thing that worries me about the new Bush Doctrine... |
The thing that worries me about the new Bush Doctrine - ridding the world of tyranny - is the rhetoric. I'm not saying that I do not believe in freedom, even though it is just another word for nothing...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
