McGuins - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm really fucking good at Scrabble, probably the best person I know, and I'm also really into humility. I have an excess of freetime and am consumed by the ability to meet strangers on the internet and develop new relationships in a fictional land. I am working on getting a car payment that exceeds my rent on a monthly basis, and am going to develop chiseled abs so I too can have LA internet game. I someday hope to have tens of thousands of profile views because I was never very popular growing up and I genuinely get esteem from such things.

My Interests

as long as i am entertained and laughing i'm generally into most everything including... Scrabble, people watching, compulsive gambling, anything comedic, over analytical thought processes, verbosity in any form (especially when out of context), whistling along to "Patience," and other such activities...

I'd like to meet:

Cutters or people that are not on myspace. If I meet a cutter that is not on myspace that would be ideal...Truth be told, it's embarassing enough that I'm on this site, I refuse to collect random bands, dumb girls who offer nothing than aesthetics, or any other strangers. If I don't know you and you are nothing less than incredible, woo me, but the outlook is bleak as I refuse to exceed 260 friends.

Music:

80s, hip hop when it was still hip hop (very little in the past decade), ratatat, classic rock

Movies:

true romance, leon the professional, office space, wet hot american summer, city of god

Television:

brotherhood, nip/tuck, arrested development, 24, lost, threes company, small wonder, anything i grew up with...especially the motherfucking snorks

Books:

stranger in a strange land, breakfast of champions, the tao of pooh, celestine prophecy, permanent midnight

Heroes:

my grandfather, Papa Bill, he just died last year at 97 years of age and if I can somehow achieve even a fraction of the grace and dignity he based his existence upon i will be a good man