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Cap'n Nateâ„¢

It must be shitty............ to suck at life.

About Me

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My Interests

alcohol, shopping, hair, jeans, cigarettes, traffic, ordering coffee for days, rolling change, text messaging, bulk emails, post cards, walking on water, pins, going to shows and dancing till dawn.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that will:
Wow.
Amaze.
Intrigue.
Inspire.
and Captivate me.
And then break my heart.

Television:

shoot your television.

Heroes:

sill looking.