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Lynzi Bird

where are we, what the hell is going on?

About Me

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I’m very Impatient, a tad forgetful and partial to the odd tantrum, but except for that I’m pretty much perfect, yeah honestly.I love the weekend but I love my Job so I love the week too! I work for a PR company in Guildford it’s a great job I love it, I’m currently also working my metaphorical-bollox off completing my ‘Chartered Institute of Marketing Prof Dip’ as well, so I kinda busy all the time but I graduate in June and I can’t wait, then I am going to get back into my usual party every day routine!I love dancing I’m the best dancer I know in fact. My style is sorta reminiscent of a cross between the lead singer from Maccabees, and a lap dancer with a bit a peter crouch thrown in for good measure, it amazing you gota see it! I love Music pretty much most music and spend quite a few on my pennies on it, Gigs, festivals, CD’s – yeah I’m old school but I like buying CD so shut up, anyway music, yeah it brilliant it makes my blood go round and it makes me smile. I have some absolutely fantastic friends most of them completely coo coo like moi, which makes me love them all the more! I love surprises, I love beautiful shoes that make my feet hurt but make me look fabulous, I love the way gay men talk and I love my fella Mr Lynzi, he takes me cool places and buys me flowers and stuff.When I grow up I want to own my shop selling exquisite things made by wonderful people.

My Interests

H having secrets, Driving my cool car, reading gangster books, discovering hidden talent, dancing, running, cooking, holistic stuff, going on adventures, buying shoes, lying in fields in the sun, globe trotting, burlesque shows, modern art, collecting jewelery, making new business plans and thinking about how rich there going to make me, riding horses, holding my breath, trying to hypnotize my self, eating expensive chocolate, buying sambuca, unwrapping presents, having a laugh, winning stuff, writing stuff in my dairy,

I'd like to meet:

Happy people. Party people. clever people. free thinkers. Mr H.

Music:

breaks beats - big fat beats. hip hop, drum and bass, indierockish stuff,Mr Hudson, plan B, Bloc party, jamie T, Evil 9, nine inch nails, audio bullys, festivals, Franz Ferdinand, magic numbers, killers, papa roach, nine inch nails, mighty might bostones, cold play, chilli peppers, DJ shadow, Dj marky, electric 6, my chemical romance, artic monkeys, editors, candi station, too many DJ's, Richard ashcroft, dangermouse, Jarassic 5, Handsome boy modeling school, will young , good charlotte, take that, Transplants, nine black alps. White stripes, good charlotte, king of leon, blink 182, queens of the stone age, lost profits, strokes, blood hound gang, black eye pea’s, Girls aloud, imogen heap, feeder, athlete, green day, Gossip, maccabees, muse, uncut, babyshambles, the view, prodigy, arcade fire, massive attack, sugar babes, the klaxons, Gnarles Barkley, gold frap,

Movies:

city of god,little mermaid, momento, beautiful mind, shooting fish, ALL tim burton, donney darko, Hero, casino, human traffic, SW9, requiem for a dream, 21 grams, memoirs of a geisha,

Television:

SHAMELESS, sex and the city, scooby doo, Top gear. wild life programs, hustle, cultural documenting, banana man, futurama,

Books:

once in a house on fire - by andrea Ashworth and the heart is deceitful above all things, Ben Elton, English gangster books

Heroes:

strong single independent woman,

My Blog

Cajón

On Friday night I went to a fabtoabdabido gig, headlined by the unsullied Newton Falkner, he was supported by Susie Clark, who although usually mesmerises audiences with her charming resonance, my att...
Posted by Lynzi Bird on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:32:00 PST

Food and wine is the new sex and drugs!

- As in sex, drugs and rock and roll!Well I still enjoy the old school version, but gastronomy is what it's about my friends! Cooking great food is my new sexy hip hobby! And Borough market is where i...
Posted by Lynzi Bird on Sun, 20 May 2007 07:25:00 PST

New Number

I got a new number and some stuff. I tried to text it to people on my phone but loads bounced back so I don't know who got it. Anyhoo PM me and I'll tell it ya, Love Lynzi   x ...
Posted by Lynzi Bird on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:25:00 PST

glastonbury tickets anyone?

yipee Glastonbury here we come - who else got tickets?????????..">...
Posted by Lynzi Bird on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:05:00 PST

Jesus wept

hot date tonght!!Tan - CHecknails - checkhair - fuck me I've died my fucking hair ginger! it's ok, no really it's ok I've got some brown hair die, things might just be ok!!!!!!!...
Posted by Lynzi Bird on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:29:00 PST

new corporate photos

Look how grown up I am in the week!   ...
Posted by Lynzi Bird on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

aunty Lynzi Has the coolest taste in clothes


Posted by Lynzi Bird on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

infatuated with a man with no first name

last night I went to Chalk at scarla, it was an excellent night never been to a club with such an eclectic mix of music. I went cos Mr Hudson and the library were head lining; and Boy oh Boy what a s...
Posted by Lynzi Bird on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:00:00 PST

Gay Muse

I saw the most beautiful gay man today I wanted to go up to him and tell him how beautiful he was, he didn't look real, he looked like if you touched him he'd disappear. I've got a fantastic new job, ...
Posted by Lynzi Bird on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:25:00 PST

list of stuff I did whilst being a profssional bum

I'm, like unemployed for 2 days, It would be alright if I wasn't so snotty. I've started talking a bit chavvy, like, after day one. I've got a new job on Monday, like so I'm sure my speech will go bac...
Posted by Lynzi Bird on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST