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Sarah Crowder

too many pandas, not enough mic's.

About Me

If you dont believe me bring your posse, bring your crew, Feel free to hate cos i ain't tryin-a be your mate, Be Serious, I'd eat you like bamboo. jus a panda, a dizzee panda. . . . . . . I am very good and so funny that sometimes I will make a joke up in my head and laugh so hard that I will fall over, even in supermarkets. Last year Ken Livingstone gave me an award for being one of the nicest people in London. I also got a medal with it and whoever drives me anywhere doesn't have to pay the congestion charge. He is also going to dedicate to 2012 Olympics to me if we're all still here and they will sing a big song at the beginning of it about how great I am and then he will probably ask me to walk around carrying the flame for a bit so that other people who wouldn't usually get to will get a chance to look at me in real life and on the tv.

My Interests

mysterious.......cheese. writing films. making films. looking at pictures of food. taking pictures of food. watching cookery programmes. making films about food. making food. eating food. talking about food. thinking about food. going food shopping. being cooked for. looking at cookery books. going shopping for cookery books. cooking for people. bloody steak. buttery gingery prawns. rankin soda bread. creamy cider sauce. smoked salmon. poached eggs from my grannys chickens. jerk chicken. ackee and saltfish roti. ackee and saltfish dumplings. plantain. casserole with dumplings. homemade guacamole from Lola's recipe. Thai green curry. homemade nachos. baked camembert. MAGIC. the woods. the sea. adventures. writing stuff down. getting dizzy. (from spinning and also from that feeling just before fainting).roliing?

I'd like to meet:

anyone that needs a good spy/private detective. I have a big mac (a coat, not the burger ahahahaha) and a camera and a good walk (you know one of those silent ones like red indians have, I have been practicing for years) and I am very sneaky and generally good at sneaking around. I am £100 an hour at the moment, that is my 'MATES RATES' if you are a friend of mine who wants to employ me for spy work. The price for non friends is more expensive BUT I am halggleable.

Music:

Leonard Cohen is my lover.

Movies:

harold and maude, dancer in the dark, me and you and everyone we know, the wizard of oz, the alcohol years.

Television:

king of the hill, neighbours, six feet under, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.

Books:

mister god this is anna by fynn.

Heroes:

anna. owen motherfuking meany.