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Grocery

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About Me

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UPCOMING DJ GIGS
12/27:
Too Much Posse - First Amendment Gallery, Minneapolis

My Interests

Beer, cursing, gettin' crunk, making theme-shaped meatloafs, reading on the toilet, loud music, graphic design, mexican food, Capri Sun, grape soda, Kali- my dog, and BBQ'ing

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Dre, E40 , and Alton Brown.

Music:

no thanks

Movies:

Airplane, Strange Brew, The R. Kelly videos (Trapped in the Closet), Zoolander, Saving Silverman, Old School, Spies Like Us, Animal House, etc...

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, ATHF, and This Old House

Heroes:

My dad, Sarah, and Alton Brown.