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Rachael Reckless

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About Me

I like blood and girls. I fart, puke, drink and smoke. Not always in that order. I am a wingnut magnet. I have a tattoo of a monkey smoking crack in my armpit. I am a model,stripper, gogo dancer and a pain in the ass. I like guns, and violence. During sex. I like doin it. It's fun. People like doin me. That's fun to. I'm wierd. I'm silly and serious all at the same time. I'm a food whore. I eat as many animals as possible. I laugh at old people when they fall, they don't know it, but I do. When I walk down the street I secretly hope for a tragic accident to happen before me so I may entertain my disgusting self. I masturbate to horror movies, Way more than I should. ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A PARTNER IN CRIME. Losers and men need not apply. I know to many of them as is. One time, I fell down the stairs and kicked myself n the pussy, sober. How many people do you know can do that? Did you know it is impossible to say boobies without smiling? Go ahead, try it.In case you give a fuck, I can be found at Union Jacks, (ask for Rivets) thurs,fri,and saturday nights. OR Dantes Sinferno, every sunday night! Live boobie action!

My Interests

horror movies, hot puss, people that don't suck, bacon, tits, kittens and murder!

I'd like to meet:

A pegleg midjet hooker with an eye-patch and bottle of whiskey bent over a trash can getting fucked by a bum in a tutu! ..HAIL SATAN!

Music:

hey, if sounds good it's alright in my book! I hate whimpery bitches that complain about not getting laid. Get a hooker, stupid!

Movies:

Anything with blood, guts, and titties! But I have jerked off to Dead Alive more times than i can remember! (It's all about the lawnmower scene. Gets me every time!)

Television:

Passions, LOL! Just kidding, not really. Family guy and simpsons.

Books:

I NEVER LEARNED TO READ! (insert sobbing here.)

Heroes:

Jenna Jameson and Bridjet the midjet. Oh, and that one guy who held my hair while bent over puking in the toilet!

My Blog

Sexiest stripper award!

Hi everybody! I got nominated for BarFlys sexiest stripper award! Yeah buddy! I got some pretty hot compitition, we'll see what happens!
Posted by Rachael Reckless on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:17:00 PST

Boobies in action!

In case you were wondering, yes I do work at Union Jacks. When? Thur,fri,and saturday nights. And also at Dantes Sinferno every sunday. "Hey, I went to Union Jacks and saw a girl who looked just ...
Posted by Rachael Reckless on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:47:00 PST

cover shot!

I can't decide! Somebody help me choose! There are more to come, but check out my Mother Ghost album and leave a comment on the one you like the best! Maybe, just maybe, I'll choose that one for the c...
Posted by Rachael Reckless on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 04:14:00 PST

Reckless calendar!

Hello people! I have a Rachael Reckless calendar coming out soon! A whole year of my tits! Boobs, legs, and tattooes... interested? I'll keep you posted, it should be out soon but this kinda shit take...
Posted by Rachael Reckless on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:16:00 PST