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Hello there!
My name is Laura, I'm 19 years old and live in the Garden State (where all the hoes are kept). In being polish, blonde, and left-handed, I have been genetically desgined to suck at life. I've done my best to avoid being so unskilled at living, but I have moments.... vast and numerous moments... yesh
THE SONG YOU ARE CURRENTLY HEARING IS FROM MY FORMER BAND. THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG FROM OUR LATEST DEMO. THE VOCALS YOU ARE HEARING WERE DONE BY ME. IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU HEAR IN REGARDS TO MY TONE, MELODY, AND RANGE, AND YOU'RE IN A GOOD METAL BAND THAT'S CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A VOCALIST, PLEASE CONTACT ME.
Anyway, the band I was singing for, The Heliand, has recently and unfortunately.. disbanded. The circumstances regarding why this has happened are kind of complicated, and it would take far too long for me to explain them at the moment... but despite the fact The Heliand is no more, I am still going to leave up our pictures, links, and video. It was a privilege to be a part of such a wonderful band. I still think we rocked and our music was awesome (and I mean that in a completely humble way)... so I would like all of the work we've done over the years to remain viewable to those who were loyal fans, and for those who had never had the chance to hear our music.
And to those loyal fans I would like to say: Thank you so much for all of your encouragement, compliments, and the support you have shown us over the years. I truley, and sincerely appreciate it...from the bottom of my metal heart. lol.
And as for my singing, I am taking a small reprieve to take care of some important things in my life that I have previously neglected. But rest assured, I am determined to sing and perform again as soon as I can. So with that in mind, if there are any talented metal bands out there who are currently looking for a singer, do not hesitate to contact me. Checking out The Heliand's myspace will give you a good idea of my vocal range, tone, and capabilities. However, I'm not limited to only power vocals. I am also capable of doing growls and screams for heavier music as well. So just message me if you are interested-- but if you do, please indicate in the subject of your message that you may be interested in auditioning me, and I will get back to you. Thank you.
UP THE IRONS, BITCHES!
The Heliand
http://www.myspace.com/theheliand
Click on the arrow to see a clip from our last show-- it was shot with a digital camera. The quality isn't all the great, but you can hear the music fine.
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
All pictures you see here will link you to our band's site, HAILS to all who take a minute and give us a chance!
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On a much more depressing note, most people that know me outside of the internet know that my life changed forever on June 8th, 2004 when I came home from school and recieved the heart-shattering news that my loving and dedicated Father had passed away. My Daddy and I were like best friends. I could tell him anything, more than I could with some of my closest friends. We had our own business together (Aquarium and Pond Maintenence) that allowed us to bond as much as a father and daughter should. He taught me so much in the limited time he was granted on earth; he sculpted me into the person I am today. I couldn't have asked God for a better Father, I had the best one in existance. I will never be the same now that he is gone. There is an immense void in my soul that will never be filled again. Though I will always grieve his absence on earth, I know he is an angel in heaven watching over me. I will be greeted by his loving embrace when my time on earth is done.
I love you Daddy. As you once sang with me while we drove in your old Toyota pickup, "I'll see you on the other side..."
This is my absolute favorite picture of my Father and I. No doubt about it, I'll always be my Daddy's girl.

This is why long hair rules... everyone and their dog need to grow out their hair. DO IT

My Interests

Music, Computer, keyboards, singing, METAL, drinking with friends, beer, jagermeister, head-banging, myspace (obviously, lol), pro-life, sleeping, moshpits, crowdsurfing, puff the magic dragon, guitar solos, harmonies, 80's metal, hippies, stand-up comedy, etc..

I'd like to meet:

Members of Iron Maiden & Dream Theater (especially Bruce Dickinson, and James Labrie) I also would've loved to have met Freddie Mercury, too.

...THE MEMBERS OF DETHCLOCK!

Kevin Spacey, Darth Maul, the nine ringwraiths(!), Gollum, and a couple of other fictional characters as well.

The fury of my sci-fi dorkiness will demolish and smite!

Music:

Dream Theater, Iron Maiden, Children of Bodom, In Flames, Evergrey, Of Wrath and Ruin, Liquid Tension Expirement, Devin Townsend, Tool, Queen, Blind Guardian, Dimmu Borgir, Nine Inch Nails, All That Remains, Savatage, Queensryche, Nightwish, Dio, Scar Symmetry, Tori Amos, Helloween, Velvet Acid Christ, Black Sabbath, Lacuna Coil, Ozzy Osbourne, Shadows Fall, Kansas, old Marilyn Manson, HIM, Pink Floyd, Slayer, Type O Negative, Divinity Destroyed, Coiled, Theatre of Tragedy, KMFDM, Rammstein, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Bush, Death By Stereo's FIRST album, Demons and Wizards, some Disturbed, Wumpscut, Evanescence, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Beethoven, Mozart, Silverchair, Bach, Micheal Nyman, and various other classical artists. Also, I've recently taken an interest in Jazz....

...and much, much more I don't feel like listing!

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Movies:

-:::-STAR WARS-:::- Pink Floyd's "The Wall," The Lord of the Ring's trilogy, the Saw trilogy, Sin City, Family Guy, Donnie Darko, Interview with the Vampire, Office Space, Kill Bill, Requiem for a Dream, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, Dane Cook: Harmful if Swallowed & Vicious Circle.

Television:

Inuyasha, Family Guy, Metalocolypse, Full Metal Alchemist, Robot Chicken, UFC, The Simpsons, Cops, Wildest Police Videos, National Geographic channel, Cartoon Network, Spike TV, My PHL17, and anything else classified as "mind-numbing television" haha.

Books:

I loved Anne Rice's "Vampire Chronicles" ... but I didn't finish the series. Damn... now I want to go find "The Vampire Lestat"

Heroes:



...but mostly my Daddy!

...Rest in Peace Daddy. I love and miss you.

My Blog

I have a confession!

  I have this song I recorded with my vocal teacher that he thought would help me in improving my vocal range/tone, etc. I picked Christina Aguilera's Reflection (the song that was recorded for t...
Posted by Madame Self Destruct on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:18:00 PST

Stupid should hurt. Where are you natural selection!?

     Okay... now the reason for writing this blog entry should not exist. Everyone (except for one particular mystery bitch) presently reading this response, af...
Posted by Madame Self Destruct on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:00:00 PST

Daddy's Girl

You said I'd always be your little girlThought that would last foreverBut you left me in this grown up worldI had to pull myself togetherAt the end of the dayYou showed me the way (showed me the way)I...
Posted by Madame Self Destruct on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 03:44:00 PST

Oh yes, there will be blood.

 SAW 2 BITCHES!!                     For those of you who have not seen either Saw 1 or Saw 2: Waste no tim...
Posted by Madame Self Destruct on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 12:01:00 PST

OZZFEST 2005, wow

Yeah. I'm beat. Ozzfest was crazy this year, and it was damn crowded too. Iron Maiden was spectaciular via pit tickets, I almost cried when they were opening. Yet I'm still wondering: 1. Why are the m...
Posted by Madame Self Destruct on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Father's Day

  Tomorrow is another Father's Day, the second one without my Father. Why do I feel like everyone is just so damn ungrateful when it comes to their parents? Whether it be mother or father, I hear...
Posted by Madame Self Destruct on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's getting old with the sluts.

What the hell is wrong with our society? I'm sick and tired of seeing 14-16 year old whores posting pictures of themselves on myspace nearly naked. Pop culture is influencing this "I don't care I do w...
Posted by Madame Self Destruct on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Christmas Mourning

Wake up, it's Christmas mourn Him I love, long since gone The stockings are hung but who cares Preserved for Dad, no longer there Six feet beneath me sleeps Black lights hang from the tree Acc...
Posted by Madame Self Destruct on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I feel like bitching.

Yeah, school is fucking retarded. There's been about 10 fights in the passed two weeks, and most of them were probably because someone stepped on the other's shoe. I can't sleep at night till about 2:...
Posted by Madame Self Destruct on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Grieving

It doesn't get better, it's just getting progressively worse. I miss my Dad so much, I miss going on fishjobs and I miss sharing with him just about everything that's going on. It's got me so angry an...
Posted by Madame Self Destruct on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST