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Howellford

You wouldn't give a cripple crab a crutch!

About Me


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Let's make something clear from the get-go: I am not a my space whore. This is a great tool for keeping in touch with my friends and family, or listening to music, nothing more. If you post show flyers on my comment section, I'll throw a pipe bomb through your window. If you're in some gay ass band and you get me on one of those fucking friend bot "be my friend please!" pieces of shit, I will find your pet and nail it to your wall. And for all you cock-gobblers in the porn industry who send friend requests for fake profiles in hopes of getting me to "Check out Misti's Webcam", I think I speak for everyone on here that you should be cursed with the worst form of cancer in the known universe. That being said, hi, I'm Aaron!

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My Interests

food, beer, doin it

I'd like to meet:

Already met her. Call me a pussy if you must, but don't act like you wouldn't hit it.

Music:

The Von Ehrics, Road Crew, White Wizzard, Nashville Pussy, The Dwarves, The Meatmen, Blackalicious, AC/DC, Tom Waits, Frank Zappa, Jurassic 5, Minibosses, Hub City Stompers, Iron Maiden, The Slackers, Brewtality Inc., Road Crew, Clusterfux as a matter of fact all my 303 brothas, Angel City Outcasts, Cro-mags, Suicidal Tendencies, David Allen Coe, Merle Haggard, John Prine, Hammerfall, Brother Ali, Primus, Stephen Lynch, Ween, Judas Priest, Lil' Wyte, Murphy's Law, VPR, In Flames, Slayer, Bongzilla, Turbonegro, Dr. Hook and The Medecine show, Rose Tattoo and of course FORTH YEER FRESHMAN

Movies:

Beer Fest, Brazil, Super Troopers, Goodfellas, Casino, Godfather Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Dawn of the Dead,The Hills Have Eyes, Silent Hill, Predator, Platoon, Wonderland, Hostel, Ed Gein, Ted Bundy and more...I don't feel like typing that much

Television:

Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Anything about serial killers or true crime, most shit on the History Channel...once again, this is too much to type

Books:

Fight Club, Lullaby (Really anything By Chuck P.), Story of B, Guide to getting it on, Still life with woodpecker, Slaughterhouse 5, The Dirt...Like you give a shit...books are neat. Stay in school. Happy?

Heroes:

That show's ok I guess....