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How can you sum up a man so perfect as myself, a specimen so fine, only another perfect being could have created it? I am a simple being, just give me a beer, a brat, a blowjob, and a Dr. Pepper, and I'm good to go. Whatchoo know about some gangsta shit? Tadow! Nigga what's happenin'?Whatever you want me to be interested in, I can fake it for atleast an hour. I am also interested in an act that starts with an s, and sounds kind of like boning. GETTING FRESH, STAYING FRESH
Bizarro Conor, George W. Bush's kidneys, a busload of amputees, Chris Walken, Motley Crue, a man that peddles free beer, Teen Wolf.
Skarhead, Hatebreed, Terror, Sworn Enemy, Punishment, As I Lay Dying, PB2K, OLC, Sage Francis, Atmosphere, Akrobatic, Outkast, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Tom Jones, Shutdown, Madball, The Business, FYF, Run DMC, Biggie, Quincy Punx, (old)AFI, Aesop Rock, Blackalicious, Eyedea, Rahzel, Del, Jedi Mind Tricks, Hiero, Cro Mags, Mac Lads, The Haunted, Bolt Thrower, Manowar, Blood for Blood, Cold as Life, Blood in Blood out, Warzone, Agnostic Front, Forth Yeer Freshman, In the Crosshairs, Rahkim, SOD, Gwar, Dumb Nigger Jesus and The Baby Rapers, Alcamalickamatasteamaholocaust (RIP), Z man, Europe (It's the final Countdown!!!), Wu-tang, Brotha' Lynch, Motley Crue, AC/DC, 3 Inches of Blood, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams (1 and 3), Cake, Soul Coughing, The Perceptionists, Dead Prez, The Coup, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Party Fun Action Commitee, and The Muthafuckin' Three Chipmunks (They was Gangsta')
Evil Dead series, cheesy horror movies, any Kubrick film, Godfather 1 and 2, Boondock Saints, Albino Alligator, The Man Who Wasn't There, Bowling for Columbine, Donnie Darko, Rules of Attraction, any David Lynch film, The Aundallusion(sp?) Dog, Suburbia, American History X, The Decline of Western Civilization, Romper Stomper, any Monty Python, Blazing Saddles, both Airplanes, I'm Gonna Get you Sucka, History of the World Part 1, Casino, Repo Man, Audition. You ever seen that movie Road House? BEST DOCUMENTARY EVER!
The Simpsons, Family Guy, Jeopardy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Futurama, Chapelle Show, The State, Kids in the Hall, The Oblongs, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Shorties Watching Shorties, yo' mom on a stick.
The Republic, The Stranger, Stupid White Men, Fast Food Nation, any Disinformation, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Spirit of '69, American Skin, Confederacy of Dunces, The Prince, Skinny Legs and All, any Vonnegut, Crime and Punishment, and most philosophy.
I live in an age where the only heroes are types of sandwiches, But I would have to say one with roast beef, avocado, tomato, lettuce, jalapenos, sprouts, mayo, mustard, oil, vinegar, and a side gunche for dessert.