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Oksana Red

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About Me

I'm a wannabe celebrity, a fag hag extrodanaire, a karaoke super star, and a horrible dj. I drink more bourban than a grandma in Vegas, I swear like a sailor, and I can kick your ass at guitar hero.

My Interests

I like a lot of things... Too many to waste my time putting up on myspace for the curiosity and amusement of others so here is a watered down list off of the top of my head. New wave music,thriftstore shopping,dollar stores,impractical shoes,green tea ice cream,modernism,stripes,the Jon Benet Ramsey case,wine in a box accompanied by plastic champagne glasses,wishing on stars,dancing til it hurts,art deco,old school video games,lots and lots of makeup,big hair,playing hard to get, being even harder to get,animal rights,pirate radio stations,record stores,sleazy underwear,promoting shows and club nights,my friends,playing dressup,underground films,being loud and dispuptive,being in love,pizza,rollerskating,hello kitty,letting my liver go swimming in whiskey,cute things like kittens dressed to the 9s in people clothes,creating and destroying,making new clothes out of old clothes,giving dirty looks to those who deserve it,road trips,middle of the night adventures,my name on the marquee,octopuses,jealous girlfriends,Paris Hilton. I also like to draw on Shea when he's really drunk, now you can too!!!
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Abba, Adicts, Alien Sex Fiend, Adam Ant, Ausrotten, Action Action, Animotion, Adult, Bowie, Blam Honey, Bauhaus, Bjork, Blondie, Blocparty, Blur, Birthday party, Barcelona, Cure, Code 13, Civil Disobedience, Crass, Christian Death (Rozz not Valor), Cyndi Lauper, Dead Boys, Dir En Grey, D.I., Dandy Warhols, Devo, Dramarama, Depeche Mode, Discharge, Dirty Sanchez, ElectroCute, Echo and the Bunnymen, Elvis Costello, Exploited, Epoxies, Flesh for Lulu Fischerspooner, Freezepop, Flux of Pink Indians, Fad Gadget, Goldfrapp, GBH, Gen X, Germs, GG Allin, Hanoi Rocks, Hot hot heat, Human League, Iggy and the Stooges, Joan Jett, Johnny Thunders, Kaiser Chiefs, Lou Reed, Love and Rockets, Ladytron, London after Midnight, Luna Sea, MSI, Miss Kittin, Malice Mizer, Muse, Madonna, Morrissey, Misery, Motley Crue, Nico, Nina Hagen, Nick Cave, New York Dolls, Nausea, Oasis, Patti Smith group, Pixies, Psychic TV, Peaches, Placebo, Pulp, PIL, Postal Service, Queen, River city rebels, Ramones, Ravonettes, Riffs, Soft cell, Stiv Bators, Skid row, Siouxsie and the banshees, Sex gang children, sisters of mercy, Small faces, Subhumans, Sex pistols, Smiths, Suede, Sweet, Slade, Sid Vicious, Sonic Youth, Sounds, Specimen, Suede, TSOL, Toilet Boys, T Rex, Television, Texas Terri, Tom Waits, Toy dolls, Velvet Underground, Violent Femmes, Vibrators, Wolfsheim, Wire, X, 999, Yeah yeah yeahs

Movies:

VELVET MOTHER FUCKING GOLDMINE, Army of darkness, Breakfast club, The Beyond, Benny and Joon, Back to the future, Breakfast on Pluto, Cannibal ferox, Crybaby, Clockwork orange, Dead Alive, Dawn of the dead, day of the dead, Dudes, Dropdead fred, Dark crystal, Edward Scissorhands, Evil Dead, Full metal Jacket, Gift, Gummo, Hedwig, Heathers, Labryinth, Liquid sky, Legend, Man that fell to earth, Moulin Rouge, Nightmare on elm street, Nightmare before christmas, Napoleon Dynomite, Pretty in Pink, Pink Flamingos, PI, Party monster, Rocky horror, Return of the living dead, Rock and roll highschool, Sid and Nancy, Suburbia, Scarface, Starwars, 16 candles, 7 year itch, 200 cigarettes, Willy Wonka, Ziggy stardust, Zombie, Zoolander

Television:

I hate tv, however I have found myself obsessed with all of those interior design shows on the discovery channel and hgtv. I also get sucked into antiques road show. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Please Kill me. Disco Bloodbath. Do's and Dont's of Vice. 1984. Future Shock. Naked Lunch. Trainspotting.

Heroes:



My Blog

I stole this pen from a dead bum fucking your mom on colfax.

I used to write, a lot. I wrote when I was in love, in pain, happy, bitter, angry, bored. I even wrote when I bought a new pair of shoes... And everyone who read what I had to say would tell me it was...
Posted by Oksana Red on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:22:00 PST

My super awesome wish everyday was like this day...

My day started at 6 am, no cigarettes... Zach is pissed because the dogs are in their crate and they want out BAAAD. Let the dogs out, apologize to Zach continue getting ready for work. I get to work ...
Posted by Oksana Red on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:49:00 PST

WII don't know what happened to you...

"Where has Ina been?" Some people have asked Shea. I guess I haven't really been keeping track of how long it's been since I've stepped foot out of my apartment after 9 pm for drinks and rock n roll m...
Posted by Oksana Red on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST

Halloween

So heres a couple pics from halloween night, pre-bathtub puking time......
Posted by Oksana Red on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

Tramp @ the Rockbar

For those of you that think hump day is just the middle of the week, here's a little taste of what HUMP day is for a bunch of TRAMPs, brought to you in Tramp-vision!...
Posted by Oksana Red on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:37:00 PST

Friday night bitches.

Okay so friday night started at Fakture. Lots and Lots of wine. Some drama. Good times a-plenty... width="425" height="350">..>Next it was off to lipgloss... We know how to party like mother fucking r...
Posted by Oksana Red on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:40:00 PST

I HATE YOUR MOTHER FOR MAKING YOU

I hate you. Well maybe not YOU, but I do indeed hate you. I hate pretentious club scenes and people who can't quite seem to get over themselves. I hate people that cannot accept that to someone somewh...
Posted by Oksana Red on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST

VIP Bitch

On Monday my skirt ripped straight up the back seam from the bottom to the top at karaoke. Some asshole stomped on my foot. Some girl bought me a 12 dollar shot and introduced me as her new best frien...
Posted by Oksana Red on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:24:00 PST

Bowie Burgers

So last night I had this really horrible dream that I went to a party lost my phone had to drive across town to some hotel to get it, but I had to drive the Ford escort that TJ and I used to have and ...
Posted by Oksana Red on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:10:00 PST

Butt pirate

One time I had gotten this apartment in this really old building and I went into the bathroom to pee. When I flushed the toilet a ton of other peoples shit erupted out of the pipes and all over my bat...
Posted by Oksana Red on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:45:00 PST