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Chris Crisis

Get up kid, I got money on ya. - Jack Shea

About Me

I'm the kid in the bumper car going in circles way in the back corner. A movie quoting music snob. I won't tell you your taste in music is inferior to mine or de-friend you if you list Nickleback, Hinder, or Yellowcard as one of your favorite bands...just don't tell me your favorite band is Greenday and you haven't the slightest who The Clash or Stiff Little Fingers are. Love me. Loath me. Whatever. I know that I'm not supposed to judge anyone but when I enter a new apartment I scan the room for the things that are obviously left out for me to see. I know that you leave these easter eggs out for me, but I will probe even deeper, often looking at bookcases to see how many Noam Chomsky books you've bought but haven't read, which magazines you've left on the coffee table/bathroom rack, and have a quick glance at your cd rack. I know it seems awful, but I am a firm believer that we are what we like. And if we like certain things, we allow that to encapsulate us. And if we are judged by who we are/character, we should also, in turn, be judged by what we like and dislike. You may disagree with everything I've just written, but deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you know that I'm right. Want to know more? On a good day, my personality is a mixture between Clementine and Sam (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Garden State). Recently I've become more girly than I have ever been in my life and I'm actually rather enjoying it. Who would've thought? I am OBSESSED with MAC makeup and often find refuge in that store. I go to Warped Tour just about every year and I love almost any type of music with the exception of Country (there are certain exceptions)and Death Metal (there are no exceptions). I like movies a whole lot, I love people, I love talking to people. I like making fun of people. I love grammar. I love NPR. I have the best friends in the entire world and it sucks that we're scattered (NYC, Korea, FL, and wherever Lauren is laying her head down these days). Someday we will reunite...until then...there is always myspace. A poor substitution, I know. But what can you do? Someday I'm going to make a documentary film on Jersey bands and why they're so amazing, until then, I'll just keep going to shows and resort to simply standing in awe. Anything else you'd like to know? Just ask. aim Sickgirl98 What Kind of Elitist Are You?
Your CD collection is almost as big as your ego, and you can most likely play an instrument or three. You're a real hit at parties, but you're SO above karaoke.What people love: You're instant entertainment. Unless you play the obo.What people hate: Your tendency to sing louder than the radio and compare everything to a freaking song.
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My Interests

Alphabetizing things, Boston Massachusetts, Boston Bruins, Boston Celtics, Boston Red Sox, Cats, Chicago Bears, Chicago Cubs, Comic Books, Family, Human Rights, Jersey Bands, Music, Movies, My Chemical Romance, New England Patriots, New Jersey, NPR, Quoting movies, Theatre.

I'd like to meet:

Christ, Kevin Youkilis, Denis Leary,Geoff Rickly, Dustin Kensrue (again), Jack Handey, Barack Obama Christopher Walken, my purpose in life,opportunity, and once I get to heaven I want to shake the hands of Jack and Bobby Kennedy.

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Music:

Yes, I heart music. I like too much to list, so if you want to know if I like a band/artist, it's just more advantageous for us both if you just ask.

Movies:

I like movies. Nay. I love movies. As much as I love music. There isn't much that I don't watch, save for demonic/horror flicks. I don't mind funny horror films, but I haven't the palate for movies like that. Mayhaps I scare too easily.

Television:

I enjoy a show every now and again...but it seems I'm the kiss of death when it comes to television...if I'm into it, then it will be canceled next week. Bah.

Books:

I love books. I love to read. And I'm always open to suggestions on what I should be reading. Suggest away. Really.

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad, Papa, Pops, Jesus, Jack and Bobby Kennedy, Dream, Geoff Rickley, Alicia Way, and your mom too.

My Blog

Well my lovelies...

It's kinda funny the way that life throws you into certain situations.Ever since I was little I had this love affair with Massachusetts...maybe because it represented good family times I've always had...
Posted by Chris Crisis on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:12:00 PST

Masters of War

..tr>It's pretty amazing that Bob Dylan wrote this song in 1963 about a completely different war...and yet it's like his message is still true today. Come you masters of war You that build all the gun...
Posted by Chris Crisis on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:55:00 PST

Real Time New Rules...4.18.08

..tr>April 18, 2008 ..table> New Rule: [slide of movie posters for "Made of Honor" and "Prom Night"] If women stop making every movie about getting married, men will stop making every movie about...
Posted by Chris Crisis on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:01:00 PST

Vacation updates...

I believe I left off with Easter Sunday. So...Easter Monday? There was a problem with the shower and I had to wait until the maintenance guy showed up before I did anything.  He finally showed u...
Posted by Chris Crisis on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:51:00 PST

I think I’ll go to Boston...Think I’ll start a new life..

So my past few days in the greatest city on Earth have been quite wonderful. Friday I got in, took the silver line to South Station and hopped on the Red Line to go to Harvard Square. Saw some Harvard...
Posted by Chris Crisis on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:45:00 PST

Thank God for teenage pregnancy.

Here is the church and here is the steeple, We sure are cute for two ugly people,I don't see what anyone can see with anyone else...but you.I wanna go see Juno again....
Posted by Chris Crisis on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:41:00 PST

Where the hell have I been?

I've gotten many a voicemail recently wondering where I have been and why I haven't called anyone back. The reason is very simple, I just don't like you...No, I'm kidding. I've been really sick lately...
Posted by Chris Crisis on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:16:00 PST

To Dihti

Every time you open a road in lifeDon't wait for the dark of night to find youKeep your eyes open wide night and daybecause in front of you there is always a net spreadIf ever you get caught in its me...
Posted by Chris Crisis on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:18:00 PST

Hey Music Nazis!! I need your help!

So I'm calling upon my elitist friends because I am in need of really depressing/moody/yet very very good music. I am starting a new writing project and the subject matter involves a death...I need to...
Posted by Chris Crisis on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:48:00 PST

Name That Tune

name that tune step one: put your music player on shuffle step two: type out your favorite lyrics from the first 15 songs...
Posted by Chris Crisis on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:01:00 PST