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Brat

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About Me

Eh. How fucking pretentious...a little section where I can brag/banter about me. GAG. See the other sections because we all know how stupid shit makes us who we are.With that aside I'll banter. I'm a spoiled little greek girl. I can be your best friend or worst enemy. My motto is:"revenge is a dish best served cold." I have a serious sadistic streak. When someone wrongs me I like to make them think they're getting away with something and then I wait for the perfect opportunity to jam it in their ass without greasing it. Believe me, if someone fucks with me or someone I care about I will seriously fuck their shit up. I'm simultaneously a private person emotionally but an exhibitionist physically. It's an interesting....dichotomy. I don't give a flying fuck in regards to your opinion in the way I live my life. I love my daughter, family, SO and friends with a fierceness. I take pride in everything I do. I answer to no one but them. Everyone else to me is two dimensional. It takes a lot to get into my good graces. I don't wear my heart on my sleeve. That's for saps. If I let you in I'm an awesome friend. Otherwise I have tunnel vision. Sorry...in a twist I do like to get to know new people but if I detect games/BS I won't hesitate to drop you like a hot rock. I don't fuck around. Life is too short. A few words to describe me; dark, unscrupulous, passive, needy, jealous, sharp/quick/witty, dry, funny if I don't rub you the wrong way, closed off but usually unwillingly, I just don't want to wallow in anyone else's bullshit but my own. I overwhelm myself enough as is. Also, if you want to friend me please send a message. I'm not just going to add you because you have a default pic. Refrain from asking me about my breasts. I have a man at home that pays plenty of attention to them. I don't need it elsewhere. Yes, they're fake and fabulous.

About Me


Name : Mimi
Birthday : 10-9-80
Birthplace : Melbourne, Florida
Current location : Littleton, Colorado
Eye color : green
Hair color : black
Hieght : 5'1, 108 lbs, 34 dd-24-36
Places lived : a lot...
Tattoos : 10
Do you Smoke/Drink : eh not anymore
Number of piercings : 5
Favorites
Drink : Shirley Temple
Food : Spanakopita
Color : Aqua
Number : 23
Season : Summer
Movie : Gia
Cologne : addict by christian dior
College : ucf/unc
Pro Team : Assholes
Sport : tumbling/gymnastics
Music : indie/alternative/oldies
Holiday : Halloween
Dog : I have 3
Have I Ever
Been arrested : TWICE
Been in love : yes
Been in a fight : plenty
Been to another country : yep
Been in an emergency situation : yep
Met someone famous : yep
Relationships
Are you in a relationship : yep
Two important aspects of a relationship : honesty, consideration of feelings
What do you find to be most difficult about relationships : trusting someone
Looks or personality : BOTH
Are you Romantic : fuck no
Dinner/wine or movie/popcorn : popcorn
Kids
Do you have kids : 1
if not, how many do you want : no more for me
Do you believe in hitting your child : no
Do you think you will be a good parent : I am a good mom
Do you want to have more girls or boys or an equal amount : I have a girl. She's enough.
Other questions
Right or left handed : both
three things you cant live w/o : Chloe, my mom, m
Middle name : Nicoletta
If you could be anywhere right now where would you be : the beach
speak a different language : yes
Can you cook : very well
Ever heartbroken : yep
Parents still married : yes
Do you go out alot : no
Life
"Never settle for less than what you deserve" : "All is fair in love and war"
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My favorite quote of all time:"Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, in it, and above. "
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

THIS WALRUS! OMFG!!! HE IS THE MOST HANDSOME PET EVER! Dancing Walrus
..asia argento. My yia yia when she was 26 (Feb. 10th 1929- May 6th 2004)-Love and miss that woman beyond comprehension. Leonard Cohen. Nick Cave. Rip Torn. Bill Murray. Chevy Chase. Richard Pryor. George Carlin. Eddie and/or Charlie Murphy. Mr. Dave Chapelle. People that don't S the D/A. I prefer wallowing in my social anxiety for the most part anymore.Oh yeah...SHOUT OUTS: Much love/thanks to my friends old and new who love me despite my diva/asshole antics :)Anyway....if I friend you and wind up defriending you it's because you're a fuck up and I find you repulsive. I don't give a crap how well I know or knew you. Sorry, it's nothing personal....wait....yeah it is. Just watch yourself or you'll end up in my BURN BOOK...if you want to know what that is...read my blog :)

My Blog

I used to love listening to Adam Sandler....now he's a tool but enjoy this BS

"At A Medium Pace"Put your arms around me babyCan't you see I need you soHold me close against your skinI'm about to beginLovin' youSpit on your hand and stroke my cockAt a medium pacePlay with my bal...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 18:58:00 GMT

YOU FUCKING MORON (this is not directed toward anyone on my friends list)

(This loser knows exactly who they are.)I know it's your gay limp dicked closet homosexual ass (I love gays that's not prejudice-it's just a fact you're a homo) that is using fake profiles to contact ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 21:02:00 GMT

Queen Mab

MERCUTIO: O, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you.She is the fairies' midwife, and she comesIn shape no bigger than an agate stoneOn the forefinger of an alderman,Drawn with a team of little atomie...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 11:31:00 GMT

Dave Chappelle's Show - When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ9LzFtcB7I I still heart you Dave Chappelle
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:20:00 GMT

Stuff

Things I'm doing as of late to ensure I don't wind up a bitter old fretful retard: *going out once a week with my friends...whether it is clubbing, bar hopping, a concert, lunch etc. *Immer...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:19:00 GMT

Why is shit like this soooo funny to me

If any of you haven't seen "Idiocracy" please do....it's worth the 90 minutes... OMG!!! The dialogue kills me... Doctor: [Laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:36:00 GMT

Little known facts about me aka useless Amy Nicole trivia

1. My kitty Radar, is a poly dactyl cat. Meaning he has extra digit toes. He has 6 on each paw up front and 7 for each paw on the back. I got him mainly because he was advertised as a "Hemingway kitte...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:56:00 GMT

This is just like Radar and Lexus

Check out this video: Butt Scratcher! ..Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:38:00 GMT

Top 10 songs

You show me yours and I'll show you mine baby...anyway 1. Down in Mexico- Coasters (I heard it before Death Proof thank you) 2. Edie- The Cult 3. Happy New Year- Camera Obscura 4. End of the day- Beck...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:36:00 GMT

Narcolepsy Cat

Narcolepsy Cat Radar does this sometimes.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:54:00 GMT