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patrick

I told you not to call me here...it's not safe....

About Me

I am the king of fa*SHION in NYC! Never a hemline raised or lowered without my conscent. Anna Wintour blows me for advise. I love fa*SHION 'cuz it's so damn vacuous!!! ****I party too much for my age. I've done most drugs known to man and most men known to drugs. Last night I threw my back out bending over for a line. Someday I'll grow up, but not now. I know booze, drugs and cigarettes will shorten my life but I figure if they add a few hours on to each night then its a wash. **** I love fun boys and fun girls that look like boys. I hate pretentious queens. Unless they want to pay my bills...

My Interests

FASHION, ART, MUSIC, DANCE. Is there anything else in life? Any of the four are sure to be a good time, which is what I am really interested in.

I'd like to meet:

YOU!

Music:

where do I start? Larry T and most Electroclash, Janis, New Order, Patti Smith, Nina Simone, Alpine Stars, Chemical Brothers, Stevie Wonder, Sly and the Family Stone, Carl Cox, Velvet Underground, Fatboy Slim, Earth Wind and Fire, Flaming Lips, Blondie, Dianna Ross, all things disco.....get the picture?

Movies:

not so often. as soon as I stop moving and talking I fall asleep. Narcalepsy?

Television:

the Olympics (boys), Amish in the City, Sex in the City (miss it anyway), Extreme Makeover Home Edition, Sopranos (okay - HBO Sunday nights in general) Queer Eye, Real World (I've loved it since the first season - I know I'm really old for it now!) CNN, David Letterman, most importantly, the Today Show with Matt and Katie

Books:

magazines! they're quicker!

My Blog

a good quote

"if everything seems to be under control, well, then you're just not moving fast enough!!!"
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

childhood

I looked around the playground in amazement. My mother was right. I really was the smartest and prettiest!
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a poem I saw.....

Atop mountains of coke and glasses filled high, I watch from the bathroom as he left with another guy.
Posted by patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST