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the insatiable Ms. Juli!

If that's all there is, my friend, then let's keep dancing. Let's break out the booze, and have a ba

About Me

Like nothing you've ever run across before. Witty, articulate and very very dangerous. Usually in a bad mood, but that is when the fun really starts.My responses to the Bernard Pivot QuestionnaireQ: What is your favourite word? A: GIMMEEEE!Q: What is your least favourite word? A: but...Q: What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? A: intellectual banter, quick witted-ness, sardonic self depreciation with a smattering of confidence, absolutely being yourself without need for apologies or audiences.Q: What turns you off? A: a need for audiences, taking yourself too seriously, those who live out stereotypes.Q: What is your favourite curse word? A: Fuck.Q: What sound or noise do you love? A: free-form jazz, rushing water, the quiet murmurings before sleep encroaches.Q: What sound or noise do you hate? A: grinding, scraping and all the others that completely set my teeth on edge. FEH!Q: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? A: benevolent dictator, socialite, the boss of youQ: What profession would you not like to do? A: line cook, mother, the boss of meQ: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? A: TAG - you're it!Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar
genius, with equal passion for the most
degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the
beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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You are Kim Deal!! You drink like whoa, and rock even harder. You are
a survivor of lots of shit, but you dont let
it get you down. You seriously rock out with
your cock out. Sweet.
Which Rad, Female Rockstar are you?
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My Interests

breaking my own heart. irish whiskey. tarot cards. new discoveries on old jukeboxes. the perfect red lipstick. champagne and caviar. cold beer and pizza. whatever happened to everyone i ever knew, you included. law. culture. psychology. the nature of the beast. carefully looking into the abyss. tattoos. the way you think. the things we do. the nature of our passions. the way your ass looks in those pants...see? I told you that we all sound like dorks when we list our interests.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Insatiable Ms. Juli
Birthday: 08/08/69
Birthplace: Detroit
Current Location: hiding in your closet
Eye Color: blue green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5' 3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: jewish/finnish
The Shoes You Wore Today: black crocodile stilettos
Your Weakness: good times
Your Fears: debtors prison or the insane asylum
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and giardinara, well done on thin crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be in the upper half of my law school class
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: snerk
Thoughts First Waking Up: already??
Your Best Physical Feature: my wonky eyes
Your Bedtime: between 12 and 1am during the workweek
Your Most Missed Memory: discovering the punk rock underworld
Pepsi or Coke: coke (but really iced tea)
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: republic of tea blackberry sage
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee or an iced mocha
Do you Smoke: i sure do
Do you Swear: fuckin a right!
Do you Sing: only when drinking or in the car alone
Do you Shower Daily: every other - i'm a filthy pirate hooker
Have you Been in Love: I'm always in love
Do you want to go to College: I'm in law school
Do you want to get Married: I'm married
Do you belive in yourself: more than anything
Do you get Motion Sickness: sadly i do. no more rollercoasters for this gal
Do you think you are Attractive: i can't keep my hands off myself :)
Are you a Health Freak: i'm a freak, for sure
Do you get along with your Parents: at a distance
Do you like Thunderstorms: from the inside they are amazing
Do you play an Instrument: an instrument of MENACE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: on occasion
In the past month have you Smoked: in the past hour i have smoked
In the past month have you been on Drugs: judger
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i don't date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no - thats what the internet is for!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmmm - i sure have
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: sadly, no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart
Ever been Drunk: sure
Ever been called a Tease: i'm a follow through type
Ever been Beaten up: not in recent memory
Ever Shoplifted: in my notorious youth
How do you want to Die: no thank you!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: content
What country would you most like to Visit: Paris! Italy! Vietnam!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: it doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: i try to stay away from the redheads. y'all are KaRazy!!
Short or Long Hair: well groomed or shaved
Height: taller than me
Weight: rangy and muscular - whatever works with your height
Best Clothing Style: something original
Number of Drugs I have taken: judger
Number of CDs I own: several hundred
Number of Piercings: holes or filled? several
Number of Tattoos: about 30 hours worth
Number of things in my Past I Regret: what a waste of time - No Regrets!!!!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You scored as Green. The Green Party believes in an America where decisions are made by the people and not by a few giant corporations. Their environmental goal is a sustainable world where nature and human society co-exist in harmony.

Green


90%

Old School Democrat


80%

Libertarian


75%

New Democrat


70%

Foreign Policy Hawk


25%

Pro Business Republican


20%

Socially Conservative Republican


0%
What's Your Political Philosophy?
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I'd like to meet:

People with passion and wit. A contemptuous hatred for most of humanity is always nice. Also, an appreciation for the finer things in life - wine, women and pharmaceuticals. Those who actually get me just as i am and appreciate it instead of wanting to make some insane science project out of me. Really baby, I will never change for you. Never ever.Sigh, It appears I have been too soft on y'all, so let me say it again: I don't want a free Ipod, I don't want to buy your panties, and odds are slim (although not nonexistent) that i want to pimp your band. If you REALLY think I might dig your music, then send me a request and maybe it will happen - your odds are a lot better if you are from Detroit or New Orleans, cause i LOVE my local bands. But don't get your panties in a bunch if I decline - I am here to reconnect with old friends and stay in touch with people - NOT to pick up men (or women, alas), collect 5000 unknown "friends" or learn how to make money from home in my spare time. No Thank You!!!!!

Music:



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Movies:



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Television:

Sopranos, Big Love, Family Guy, ATHF, Buffy (god i miss you Joss Whedon. Come back soon!!!) and absolutely anything narrated by Bill Kurtis. When i die, if there is anything even remotely suspicious about it, Please God and Sweet Jesus let Bill Kurtis narrate the tawdry tale of my life, complete with appropriate hand gestures. Say Amen and pass the whiskey :)

Books:

I read like some people breathe. Favorites include Fante, Bukowski, Codrescu, King, Capote, Camus, Palahniuk, Hornby - plus lots of trashy brain candy paperbacks. I recently finished Lisey's Story by Stephen King and thought it was wonderful! These days, if I can get in a few pages of the STAR before falling asleep and in between law books, I consider it a job well done.

Heroes:

i don't believe in heroes. I am my own hero. We can be heroes, just for one day.i kind of liked hogan's heroes, and hero sandwiches. but i prefer gyros, actually.

My Blog

STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS AT ONCE!!!!

Suspect wanted for robbing, beating local coupleNew Orleans police were looking for a suspect they said robbed and beat a local couple last week in the 900 block of Governor Nicholls Street.*SEE ATTA...
Posted by the insatiable Ms. Juli! on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

London Calling!!!

I am giving serious consideration to attending this program this summer - http://www.swlaw.edu/academics/international/summer/englandt ake a look and tell me your thoughts - especially YOU, Miss Smarty...
Posted by the insatiable Ms. Juli! on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:12:00 PST

It's my IPod Playlist!!!

Inspired by Kevin Smith - I decided that you all should care what i think a perfect set consists of. Please feel free to comment with your own picks and suggestions. This should give you some sort of ...
Posted by the insatiable Ms. Juli! on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST

voodoo fest 2006

Well well - THAT was a mighty fine show :) I think New Orleans has more than shown that it is coming back, and is still one of the best places in the world to see and play music. Even with City Park a...
Posted by the insatiable Ms. Juli! on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

This is a whole 'nother ball o' wax!!!

So here's the skippy - lately i have been doingthe school thing M-Th from 6-8:30 (roughly), getting home around 9, doing some homework while i eat, shower, watch some idiot box and hop into bed. This ...
Posted by the insatiable Ms. Juli! on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST

reprints from the nawlins archives

My friend Thomas gave me permission to reprint his article on returning to new orleans to visit this summer - i highly reccomend you check it out. Cause Thomas is a mad freaking genius, and he can fak...
Posted by the insatiable Ms. Juli! on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST

Pool Night - the Bane of my existence

Usually wednesday nights are not a problem, for they are pool night at Coops. And i loathe pool night with the fiery loathing of a thousand suns. I mean, really. A bunch of strangers in my bar, jostli...
Posted by the insatiable Ms. Juli! on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:25:00 PST

never satisfied

nope - i am never satisfied. I have what if myselfed to death and it's always the same - one false move, one weird inexplicable decision and i am right where i am with no recourse, no more room to spr...
Posted by the insatiable Ms. Juli! on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:47:00 PST

Last night a Dulli saved my life...

Wow. What a great fucking show that was!!! Now I won't lie, it was not the BEST SHOW EVER (that was 2 years ago when they played till six aye em), but Greg is off the doja now (or so he says) and i gu...
Posted by the insatiable Ms. Juli! on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:15:00 PST