long walks off short peirs, shooting dogs, pacifism, fascism, barking up wrong trees, killing 1 bird with 3 stones, huffing, puffing, burning man, bullfights on acid, pushing envelopes, better living through chemistry, hipster-hunting,waking up early to catch the worm, and being artfully awesome
fellow nambla members and friends, a 7 foot tall red-headed Chinaman, anyone named Guido, a gynecologist with a strong stomach, Stalin, and Ghandi, Kirk Cameron, Brian Doyle-Murray, the burning bush, and The people who, in secret, run everything....
Cat Stevens, and Gwar
the beastmaster, fried green tomatoes, top gun, youve got mail, rocky IV, the warriors, mystic pizza, repo man, thrashin, notting hill, rad, steel magnoias, karate kid, first blood II, kickboxer, faces of death, red asphalt, bridget jones's diarrhea, boys n the hood, conan the barbarian, when harry met sally, anything with chuck norris or jessica tandy, rockstar
REALITY SHOWS = RETARDED AMERICANS!!!!!!!!! shame on you!....Except for Ali G. Bolt.
The Kama Sutra, Jerry Fallwell's Autobiography, Fear and Loathing, Paul Reisers Couplehood, Math, English, and Social Studies.
dirk diggler, ronald raegan, zack morris, tony montana, mrs roper, henry warnamont (punky's adopted father), noam chomsky, martha stewart, sid vicious, ghandi, tonya harding, the dude, MLK, john stewart, woody allen, the international workers of the world, mr belding, and Borat, Peter Griffin.