Pierre - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Je suis Pierre Mose' and I am a sassy, liberal, absynthian guinea pig hailing from the south of France. I love all animals, vegetables, vitamin water, being loud when people are trying to sleep, peeing in inappropriate locations, and general rough-housery. Loud noises and sudden movements scare me. I'm a lover and a fighter. My secret obsession is shag carpeting. I like hiding in Emily's hair. I have a drinking problem and I model in my spare time.

My Interests

Vegetables, my food dish, squealing, chirping, sex, licking my salt wheel, sleeping, lazing around my cage, travel, being photographed, the French, male guinea pigs, quiet music.

I'd like to meet:

Hot male vegetarians. Anyone who wants to pet me. Free love.

Music:

Classical, show tunes, anything French (they are my people), Eda Piaf, Serge Gainsbourg, etc. Loud music makes my hair stand up.

Movies:

Babe, Lion King, Amelie, and virtually ALL movies involving animals, stupid plots, blind activism, and procreation.

Television:

No thanks.

Books:

Vegetarian Anarchist.

Heroes:

The women of Classen, before I was put up for adoption. Alas....