I'd like to meet:
yer mom.
Music:
NOFX, Bad Religion, Choking Victim, Operation Ivy, Atmosphere, Pantera, Midtown, New Found Glory, Saves the Day, Face to Face, Soulfly, Rage Against the Machine, Goldfinger, Outkast, Millencollin, Dave Brubek, Wu Tang, Prince Paul, Henry Mancini, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Limp, Mad Caddies, Hepcat, Against All Authority, Leftover Crack, The Pillows, Less Than Jake, Miles Davis, Propaghandi, Suicide Machines, Soundgarden, Lagwagon, Rancid, Me First, Xanadu, 80's Pop Music (Ah Ha, Flock of Seagulls, Dexy's Midnight Runners, etc.), Yoko Kanno, Primus, Supertramp, Reel Big Fish, Tenacious D, Kid Dynamite, Hot Water Music, Coheed and Cambria, lots of other stuff like jazz, blues, big band, and a lot more
Movies:
Lost in Translation, Goodfellas, Casino, Resivoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Meet the Feebles, Suicide Club, Cowboy Bebop, SLC Punk, CKY, Star Wars, Better Off Dead, Kung Pow, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, Tora Tora Tora, City of God, This Is Spinal Tap, 28 Days Later, Caddyshack, Spaceballs, Midway, Hunt for Red October, Enemy at the Gates, Blazing Saddles, Snatch, The Holy Grail, The Pianist, every single Friday the 13th ever, Super Troopers, Clockwork Orange, Identity, Solaris, Dogma, X-Men, Old School, Lord of the Rings, Terminator, any sort of japanese Kung Fu movie, so much more
Television:
Cowboy Bebop, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SportsCenter, Pardon the Interruption, The Sopranos, Family Guy, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Star Trek: TNG, The Daily Show, Def Poetry, South Park, Chapelle Show, Travel Sick, lots more... I watch too much TV
Books:
The Divine Comedy, Sun Tzu's Art of War, The Sparrow, W.B. Yeats, Brave New World, John Milton, Atlas Shrugged, T.S. Eliot, lots of Stephen King stuff, Edgar Allen Poe, Shell Silverstein
Heroes:
George W. Bush for finally bringing us one step closer to that utopian society known as The Apocalypse. God Bless Amuricuhhh!