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Albert

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Things I'm going to accomplish next year:
-Get to 100 beers at UGB
-Shave my beard. Last year while snowboarding, the snow kept getting stuck in it and I thought I might have frozen my face off.
-Finally go to NYC and Las Vegas

That's about the best I've come up with so far.

My Interests

Going out: bars-clubs-concerts-parties where I don't know anyone, snowboarding, nerdy things, getting sunburned at the beach, tacos, probably some other stuff

I'd like to meet:

Due to the constant stream of porno friend requests, I changed my settings to require friend requests to enter my last name or e-mail. If you don't know either of the two, send me a message and let me know, especially if you're the person below.

Music:

The Anniversary, Armchair Martian, At the Drive In, Bad Religion, Blink-182, Descendents, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dillinger Four, Elton John, Face to Face, Foo Fighters, Further Seems Forever, The Get Up Kids, Goldfinger, Green Day, Guttermouth, Hot Water Music, Lagwagon, Lamb of God, Less Than Jake, Lifetime, Limp, The Loved Ones, Mastodon, MFGG, Midtown, Minor Threat, Nerf Herder, Nirvana, NOFX, Pantera, Pennywise, Pezz, Propagandhi, Rancid, Rise Against, Saves the Day, Scared of Chaka, Screeching Weasel, Slayer, Social Distortion, Strike Anywhere, Strung Out, Sublime, Tool, Weezer

Movies:

Anything rated R or NC-17.

Television:

HBO and Showtime shows, The Office, Scrubs, La Fea mas Bella

Heroes:

Ninjas

My Blog

They’re finally here!

The empty hole in my soul has finally been filled by a big blue furry pair of pajamas!I've been waiting for these for years and it finally feels like my life is complete....
Posted by Albert on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:49:00 PST

How to be me in 10 easy steps.

1. I like math as more than a friend.2. I am quite confident that ketchup, mustard, pickles and other condiments are the devil.3. Outspoken advocate for "No Pants Friday".4. Proud owner/operator of an...
Posted by Albert on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST

Matching Clothes

Somehow I unintentionally end up with not just similair, but matching clothes as my friends. It's a testament to what horrible fashion sense all the people that I know have. If you've got anythin...
Posted by Albert on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

SNAKETRAIN!!!!!

First, thanks to Alvin for inventing the SNAKETRAIN!!!!!, thanks to Prof. Davis for linking the movie to the whiskey drinking ritual, no thanks to Anna for never making the logo that we always asked f...
Posted by Albert on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:07:00 PST

$1 Billion Fireworks Show

In case anyone wondered what a shuttle launch was like from close up, this was taken from about 3 miles from the launch pad. That's about as close as anyone but an astronaut can get. As an added bonus...
Posted by Albert on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:37:00 PST

Blue, Yellow, Red?

I've been talking about getting these for years. If anyone had Winnie the Pooh fleece-jumpsuit-footie-pajamas when they were little then you know how freakin' awesome they were! What color should I ge...
Posted by Albert on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:44:00 PST

360 deg

Even though there's no popular demand for it, I felt this needed to come back.  I wanted to make sure the resources were there for anyone who wanted to sculpt me....
Posted by Albert on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 03:56:00 PST

El Amante Robotico

The best telenova I've seen, way to go Attack of the Show.Season 1El Amante Robotico - Part 1El Amante Robotico - Part 2El Amante Robotico - Part 3Season 2El Amante Robotico - Part 4El Amante Robotico...
Posted by Albert on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:50:00 PST

Facial Hair...Choose My Destiny

Vote wisely. I'm counting on all of you. THE RESULTS ARE IN!Tallying up all the votes from work, Myspace, and other random people:#1 - 34.8%#2 - 27.3%#3 - 30.3%#4 - 7.6%Some of the more memorable quo...
Posted by Albert on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 05:02:00 PST

A Tribute to My Dancing Soulmate

Kari, wherever you are, this one's for you.Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Albert on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 03:09:00 PST