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jarrod

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like to think that genius is only skin deep. That's why I cut myself, I'm in search of my inner genius or at least that's what I tell my therapists. I call the voices in my head my therapists. I would just read a book to help me become more knowledgable, but I never learned to read. I made it through school with my stunning good looks and winning personality. I know what you're thinking, if I can't read how can I write this. Well that's simple, I just dictate to one of my assistants who are just working for me until their career as an actress or model takes off.

My Interests

any activity that goes good with beer.

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOM!

Music:

all kinds of music is cool, as long as it doesn't suck

Movies:


Pretty much the same view as music. With the exception that a terrible movie can be watchable with enough gratuitous nudity, and deplorable violence

Television:

Yes, I have one

Books:

Berenstain Bears series, oh yeah, can't leave out Goodnight Moon, GO Dog GO my favorite Dr. Suess, although "I celebrate his entire collection"

Heroes:

whoever invented pizza