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Kristin

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

About Me

I have a boisterous and somewhat dry sense of humor. I love bananas. I'm allergic to bananas. I like blowing my savings on vacations. I married my best friend on June 10th. I want to be a mom, but can't imagine giving up my freedom anytime soon. I'm thinking of reclaiming my Brazilian citizenship. I think there is a profound sadness in this world. Pushing myself for bigger and greater things is what keeps me going. I can't believe Annie is blind in one eye. I hate the current Administration. A war for oil is ridiculous. I'm developing into a tree-hugger. I miss Sex and the City and its reminder of the simplicity of my youth. I wish I was doing something more important than polluting people's minds with irritating commercials. My favorite thing in the whole world is to sit down with a good friend, drink coffee, and chain smoke until I'm blue in the face. I wish I had the energy to keep up relationships with friends. I can name all 50 U.S. states in alphabetical order. The capital of Iceland is Reykjavik. I will never be able to pronounce that. I am too much of a Scorpio. My tattoo was almost "Scoripo". I become instantly jealous for irrational reasons. I like to think I have grown into a mature, responsible woman. I like to think that I am still too young for maturity and responsibilities. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous. I get stuck on misspelled words. I quickly spell and pronounce words backwards for my own amusement. I STILL WANT AN F-ING VESPA.**For those who still don't know, find me on FaceBook :)**Katy's first trip to Sin City. I'm filming and cackling in the background.

My Interests

Many.

I'd like to meet:

The inventor of the Rubik's cube, so I can slap him.

Music:

Most.

Movies:

Only my favorites.

Television:

Sometimes.

Books:

Currently reading The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible. No, I'm serious.

Heroes:

....or subs. They are tasty.

My Blog

Another step up the career ladder...

Today I was offered a big promotion. After working my ass off for nearly 2 years, starting as an intern, I am now a producer. :)
Posted by Kristin on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST

My identity has been stolen. I'm so flattered....

Crafty little bastards.
Posted by Kristin on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:02:00 PST

My Chart

MY CHART: I noticed that everything is basically in Scorpio. Oh, and that I'm a bastard.Rising Sign is in 24 Degrees Leo You love to be the center of attention and you want to appear strong, confident...
Posted by Kristin on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:11:00 PST

Colts Won... and I lost

I fucking bought 1/3 of all the squares, and didn't win ANYTHING. Colts win....woohoo. Fucking football.P.S. Peyton is the most amazing QB ever. He deserved the MVP........Laura.
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

Where the fuck are my pants?

Someone stole all of our clothes from the laundromat. 9 loads of laundry. I HAVE NO PANTS. We had to take back Tom Tom because we need the money for new clothing. Word to the wise: Don't leave laundry...
Posted by Kristin on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:47:00 PST

The Last One....

The last person on Earth has finally gotten an iPod. I have already uploaded 1200 songs. I CAN'T STOP......
Posted by Kristin on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:17:00 PST

Punctual

I am writing this completely devoid of punctuation since I have reached my quota Especially with the exclamations Its really painful not inserting periods
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:33:00 PST

RAIN!!!

That's all. I'm just happy it has finally rained.
Posted by Kristin on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:24:00 PST

Let's try it!!!

If any of you find yourself bored in the middle of the day, maybe you can help me with a message to my other half. Something to the effect of "Don't forget to take the dog out!" or perhaps "The trash ...
Posted by Kristin on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:17:00 PST

HURRAY FOR SNOW!!!!

We are definitely going to Pennsylvania for some R&R, and GLORIOUS SNOW!!! I get to see my best friends in Rhode Island, and re-visit NYC...... Christmas is awesome once again...... And I plan on ...
Posted by Kristin on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST