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JEFF

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About Me

I got my layouts from MySpace Layout Generator & Premade MySpace Layouts So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.-- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------- Open minded and living life - Most would say I am a very laid back person who likes to get outside, play most sports, and check out live music...And you'll probably find me at the many watering holes this fine city has to offer...Music! Live venues or patio jam sessions around town; it doesnt matter as long as the weather is nice, company is good, and the drinks are flowing. Anyway, connecting with new people should be entertaining at the least... As long as you are honest and real...Any questions, Just Ask... Questions about online personal training? Click here or email me...

My Interests

travel,sports,rugby,live music,guitar....
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I'd like to meet:

Mario Puzo, Selma Hayek, Dave Matthews, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Will Ferrell,Christine Taylor, Random Chick in that DMB video, just to start... ..41

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Music:

Dave Matthews, Snow Patrol, The Fray, Jack Johnson, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Jason Mraz, Rolling Stones, Ben Harper, Jonny Lang, Trapt, Bob Marley, 311, Sevendust, Panic at the Disco, Rap/HipHop, but mostly alternative, wide range depending on my mood...a class='hov' style='display:block;width:300px;border:solid 2px black;padding:5px'

Movies:

Godfather I&II, Goodfellas, Good Will Hunting, Shawshank Redemption, Casino, Carlitos Way, Scarface, Braveheart, Caddyshack, Fletch, Bourne Identity, Old School, Usual Suspects, Wedding Crashers, to start...

Television:

Entourage, Rescue Me, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, CSI, Law&Order, Real World, The Office, Trash TV

Books:

Godfather, The Sicilian, Fortunate Pilgrim, The Family, Omerta, among others...

Heroes:

MOM & DAD