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FUNK DIVA

I am here for Networking

About Me

I'm the kind you don't take home to mother.

My Interests

Funkin' around, singing, dancing & basically bein' nasty.

I'd like to meet:

Chaka Kahn

Music:

JaGoFF, Rufus/Chaka Kahn, Brides of Funkenstein, Prince and the Revolution, Wendy and Lisa, George Clinton, Parliament, Funkadelic, Zapp, Ohio Players, James Brown, Bootsy's Rubber Band, Blowfly, Jay Dee, Sa-Ra, Stevie Wonder, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Public Enemy, Lauren Hill (with her crazy ass!)

Heroes:

My biggest hero in life is my Mom. ('nuff said!) Musically? JaGoFF - because they are smart (-ass!), righteous, hustlers who keep it real and stop at nothing to take over the world with the funk! They are an inspiration to me to get up off my sweet ass and work harder for what I want in life! Keep on doing what you do brothers - you got a number one fan in me! p.s. love the bulletins :-P oh and of course - I LOVE Chaka Kahn!!!!

My Blog

TSA Sez 'Don't Forget the Lube!'

A Wonkette operative alerts us to a curoius example of TSA terror-liquid leniency: While you can't bring hand lotion or even lip gloss in your carry-on you can carry "up to 4 oz." of "personal lubrica...
Posted by FUNK DIVA on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:10:00 PST

ACT LIKE U KNEW !!

The Electrifying Mojo From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Born in Little Rock, Arkansas, Charles "The Electrifying Mojo" Johnson (b ?) was a Detroit disc jockey wh...
Posted by FUNK DIVA on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:57:00 PST

4 those of u that miss the ELECTRIFYIN' MOJO

4 those of u that miss the ELECTRIFYIN' MOJO - This is my new favorite source of non-stop stank ass funk in all its booty shaking splendor. I'm re-posting this (because they're the sh!t) - You WILL da...
Posted by FUNK DIVA on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:43:00 PST

JaGoFF does DETROIT!!

JaGoFF does DETROIT!! The school girl party at 5th Ave. downtown Detroit for Halloween (10/29) was completely OFF THE HOOK & yet once again, my boyz JaGoFF tore the roof off the mothersucker! (Le...
Posted by FUNK DIVA on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:42:00 PST

MISSING STRAP ON !!!!!

Reposted from JaGoFF's profile MISSING STRAP ON !!!!! On Halloween night's Fetish Ball show, somebody walked off with our 2 foot, fles...
Posted by FUNK DIVA on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:16:00 PST